UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts

[vinsanity]

"Dinner's over. Now wash those dishes fast, because I'm already ready to bang."

"Nice cans. Wanna get naked?"

My personal favorite:

"I'm about to give you 45 seconds of heaven."

"Hey Baby, I put the STD in Stud and all I need is U."

[Fat_Bulldog]

In mid thrust, right before you blow your load, stop and say "Now, now, wait a minute" like Boss Hog from Dukes of Hazard and then squirt her.

[Maclowery]

During one of your position changes (assuming you make it past the first one), while positioning the young lass, say "This one's for you, GRB" and salute your computer. Then re-engage full-throttle.

[Michael]

This thread is getting creepy.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

This thread is getting creepy.

[heyzeus]

This thread is getting creepy.

Getting?

[cardsfansince82]

Is it gonna be a new rant when you end up getting too drunk to rise to the occasion?

This is why you secretly switch from Rum and Dr. Pepper to just Dr. Pepper while continuing to order hers with alcohol.

[docellis]

Do guys ever really do that?

[TGantz]

Had a good time tonight. I still don't think this could be a long term thing, but I think it could be fun for awhile. We have really different values, but there's definitely some mutual attraction there. I have only gotten kissing so far, but we both live at home right now. I move later this week, we'll see where it goes.

[lukethedrifter]

Do guys ever really do that?

Get too drunk to [expletive]? Yes.