UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts

[Cronos]

It has, Numbers, thank Goodness.

[TGantz]

I'm gonna [expletive] my girl tomorrow night.

[Cronos]

I'm gonna [expletive] my girl tomorrow night.

WRECK it.

Then tell us all about it. Be sure to get Fat's opinion on your technique.

[vinsanity]

I'm gonna [expletive] my girl tomorrow night.

Is it gonna be a new rant when you end up getting too drunk to rise to the occasion? Or just an extension of this one?

[Fat_Bulldog]

You better not [expletive] this up.

[heyzeus]

Do it in the back seat of your car, just to rub her face in it. Literally.

[TGantz]

Do it in the back seat of your car, just to rub her face in it. Literally.

I'm gonna heyzeus this [expletive].

[Fat_Bulldog]

A good ice breaker to getting it started is to firmly say to her, "open your legs, I'm ready."

[Maclowery]

"Dinner's over. Now wash those dishes fast, because I'm already ready to bang."

"Nice cans. Wanna get naked?"

My personal favorite:

"I'm about to give you 45 seconds of heaven."

[Fat_Bulldog]

Then say, "hold still, I''m going to do this to you, don't cry."