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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 24 11, 1:54 pm
by planet planet
I like the song "Strokin'" substituted with "Squirtin'".

Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 24 11, 1:56 pm
by Fat_Bulldog
planet pujolsian wrote:I like the song "Strokin'" substituted with "Squirtin'".
Hell yeah! That sound REAL nice.

Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 24 11, 1:59 pm
by haltz
JL21 wrote:Very NSFW
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0:17 has me in tears "oooh"

Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 24 11, 2:06 pm
by G. Keenan
Fat_Bulldog wrote:
planet pujolsian wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:I think you've already [expletive] this up beyond repair.

Take one last shot at squirting her and then move on.
Is "squirting" a new term or have I just been deprived my whole life?
Lyrics from Notorius B.I.G.

"If I wanna squirt her, take her to Fat Burger"

I like it. I use it.
Also author of one of my favorite hip hop lyrics of all-time: "I can fill you with real millionaire s**t. Escargot. My cargo."

Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 24 11, 2:08 pm
by Faceman
also

"believe me sweety, I got enough to feed the needy"

Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 24 11, 2:33 pm
by Fat_Bulldog
All I got is beef with those that violate me, I shall annihilate thee.

Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 24 11, 2:35 pm
by JackofDiamonds
Fat_Bulldog wrote:All I got is beef with those that violate me, I shall annihilate thee.
Listen, I'ma leave you right where you stand
Have the ambulance pass ya timberlands off right to ya man
'cause he [expletive], he ain't gonna do nothin but look
when it come to beef, he don't wanna do nothin but look

Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 24 11, 2:40 pm
by AdmiralKird
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 25 11, 10:03 pm
by Cronos
I had to end things with a girl I've been dating tonight. I felt like I did it as kindly and respectfully as I could have, and it needed to be done, but I still feel like [expletive] for doing it. :(

Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2

Posted: August 25 11, 10:06 pm
by Numbers
Sorry to hear that Cronos. That feeling is the pits. On the plus side, your dating life seems to have picked up quite a bit from the early days of the board.