Rave: The Onion

[The Third Man]

I've been reading THEY SAID WHAT?! on Clickhole for like half an hour.

[SHOW]

My favorites:

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NSFW (language):

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[Freed Roger]

This one is 2 years old but still timely

http://www.theonion.com/article/scalia- ... hey--32972

[pioneer98]

Clickhole: You like that?
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/you-609?u ... ce=twitter

[pioneer98]

Clickhole is doing a Go Fund Me to buy Bob Dylan a nice bed.

http://www.gofundme.com/2jc4yga2s

[pioneer98]

Are you an introvert, an extrovert, or a sea monster?
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-i ... ce=twitter

[pioneer98]

How many of these Berenstein Bears books have you read?

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many- ... ce=twitter

[pioneer98]

Rosetta Stone Offers New Spanish Language Course For Pandering Presidential Candidates

Touting it as an easy and effective way to superficially connect with Latino voters, education technology company Rosetta Stone unveiled Tuesday a new Spanish language program exclusively for pandering presidential hopefuls. “By using our interactive learning system, candidates will quickly become familiar with dozens of useful phrases they can trot out at campaign appearances across the country, including everything from ‘Los inmigrantes construyeron América,’ or ‘Immigrants built America,’ to ‘¡Vamanos Marlins!’ or ‘Go Marlins!’” said Rosetta Stone CEO John Hass, noting that the course is composed of five parts: Commending Hard Work, Celebrating Family Values, Attending Catholic Services, Praising Regional Foods, and Appearing On Univision.

[MrSaigon]

I haven't bumped into the pay wall in a while. That had me visiting less often. Have they changed models?

[pioneer98]

Clickhole - Terrible Timing: Madame Tussauds Just Unveiled 35 Identical Wax Sculptures Of Jared Fogle

http://www.clickhole.com/article/terrib ... ce=twitter