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Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 12:37 pm
by BottenFieldofDreams
In both cases there was no way I was supposed to be seeing those guns and winter clothes and barrels of grain. I bet 95% of secret second basements have been outed by kids showing off to their friends.

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 12:39 pm
by GeddyWrox
These are the same people who think Biden should be hung because gas was 3.59/gal

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 1:16 pm
by ghostrunner
GeddyWrox wrote:
January 25 23, 12:39 pm
These are the same people who think Biden should be hung because gas was 3.59/gal
Well yeah, it costs $20 to take one of those to the office and back.

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 1:32 pm
by G. Keenan
thrill wrote:
January 25 23, 12:32 pm
BottenFieldofDreams wrote:
January 25 23, 12:26 pm
Growing up in an extremely conservative millennial Christian community, I know who will buy these. I’ve been inside a couple pretty amazing stocked secret second basements. It’s a weird fear/violence-fantasy extremely righteous boner these people have.

I just worry all those features will interfere with their rapturing.
Same, but if they're right, I know where to go to loot for my survival needs as one of the left behind. They'll be gone and won't need it, right?
Plus, the rapture will have happened so there will no longer be any divine reward or punishment for immorality. It's gonna be paganism 2.0, baby. Bring on the orgies and animal sacrifice.

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 2:05 pm
by Joe Shlabotnik
G. Keenan wrote:
January 25 23, 1:32 pm
thrill wrote:
January 25 23, 12:32 pm
BottenFieldofDreams wrote:
January 25 23, 12:26 pm
Growing up in an extremely conservative millennial Christian community, I know who will buy these. I’ve been inside a couple pretty amazing stocked secret second basements. It’s a weird fear/violence-fantasy extremely righteous boner these people have.

I just worry all those features will interfere with their rapturing.
Same, but if they're right, I know where to go to loot for my survival needs as one of the left behind. They'll be gone and won't need it, right?
Plus, the rapture will have happened so there will no longer be any divine reward or punishment for immorality. It's gonna be paganism 2.0, baby. Bring on the orgies and animal sacrifice.
Will any cantaloupe be safe?

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 2:24 pm
by G. Keenan
Joe Shlabotnik wrote: Will any cantaloupe be safe?
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Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 2:28 pm
by thrill
G. Keenan wrote:
January 25 23, 1:32 pm
thrill wrote:
January 25 23, 12:32 pm
BottenFieldofDreams wrote:
January 25 23, 12:26 pm
Growing up in an extremely conservative millennial Christian community, I know who will buy these. I’ve been inside a couple pretty amazing stocked secret second basements. It’s a weird fear/violence-fantasy extremely righteous boner these people have.

I just worry all those features will interfere with their rapturing.
Same, but if they're right, I know where to go to loot for my survival needs as one of the left behind. They'll be gone and won't need it, right?
Plus, the rapture will have happened so there will no longer be any divine reward or punishment for immorality. It's gonna be paganism 2.0, baby. Bring on the orgies and animal sacrifice.
Nooooooo bro. You can still be saved. If you take the mark of the beast and fall into hedonism, you will be cast into the lake of fire. Do not fall for this trap!

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 2:44 pm
by G. Keenan
thrill wrote:Nooooooo bro. You can still be saved. If you take the mark of the beast and fall into hedonism, you will be cast into the lake of fire. Do not fall for this trap!
Oh [expletive], I didn't know that. So after the Rapture the left behind can still get a second chance? What do I have to do? Will I have to do actual good works in the apocalypse thunder dome, or can I just pledge my heart to Jesus like the Evangelicals and be saved that way?

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 3:53 pm
by mikechamp
I just want to know one thing:

With this mini-tank on wheels, will I still be able to honk for Jesus?




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Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 25 23, 4:10 pm
by obucard
mikechamp wrote:
January 25 23, 3:53 pm
I just want to know one thing:

With this mini-tank on wheels, will I still be able to honk for Jesus?




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At least until they make the horn activate the minigun.