Rave: Taking a [expletive] at home

[JL21]

I don't understand you people who can time your poops. I admire your mind-body jedi mastery. But in my experience, the poop happens when it's gonna happen. When God ordains it to be time.

It's more about finishing an article and giving adequate time for aftershocks.

[Sutter'sBeard]

Every job I have ever had has been the best laxative. No matter what time I report to work, I will be dropping deuce about 15-30 minutes later. It's almost embarrassing because I walk by the same lady every morning on the way to glory. I seriously can't remember the last workday I went crapless.

At home, I'm a wildly spontaneous duker.

[Leroy]

Not to one up you, or should I say Number 2 up you, but my office comes with my own private bathroom. It is like being in heaven.

[cpebbles]

I think frequently pooping at work is the sign of a sociopath.

[Spider John]

I Nobody is in the bathroom, and the toilets still smell like bleach from the night crew cleaning up.

A few weeks ago I was the first person in line to enter the historic Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, hoping to be the first into their historic bathroom. It was comforting on entrance to find the refreshing smell of bleach and recently cleaned porcelain bowls.

[Jocephus]

Not to one up you, or should I say Number 2 up you, but my office comes with my own private bathroom. It is like being in heaven.

George: I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

[vinsanity]

Nothing beats homefield advantage.

Gettin paid to poop, as others have said. I defy you to find something better.

[lukethedrifter]

At home, the seat is positioned at the exact height that you want,

I envy your custom toilet height.

[Tambourine Man]

I Nobody is in the bathroom, and the toilets still smell like bleach from the night crew cleaning up.

A few weeks ago I was the first person in line to enter the historic Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, hoping to be the first into their historic bathroom. It was comforting on entrance to find the refreshing smell of bleach and recently cleaned porcelain bowls.

Bleach might be the most underrated household scent.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

15 minutes seems a bit long. I take about that long, but it seems like the average pooper is way less time.

Well you gotta consider their time walking to the toilet, wiping, washing their hands, etc.

Actually you could consider how unproductive people are after taking dumps. I know when I'm done I really want to take a nap.

AS well as those that drop a minimum of two deuces a day....