UPDATE: The cardinalkarp is a Big Fat Liar Thread

[JCShutout]

Cardinalkarp lied about when his birthday was, and then lied about the cover-up. The union of Arthur Dent voters suggest cardinalkarp incorrectly entered his birthdate into the system, at a time when GRB needs accountability and accuracy from its posters. Haven't we had enough of cardinalkarp's lies?

I'm JCShutout and I approve this post.

[Popeye_Card]

I hope your stupid party bus breaks down and never starts again.

I also hope you get food poisoning the next time you eat ribs.

[Radbird]

I'm still going to have a fake birthday beer if no one minds.

[Michael]

I'm still going to have a fake birthday beer if no one minds.

It's official: cardinalkarp's failures are driving people to drink.

[JCShutout]

I hope your stupid party bus breaks down and never starts again.

I also hope you get food poisoning the next time you eat ribs.

He doesn't deserve ribs. He doesn't deserve food. Air is too good for him. Stop taking our precious bodily fluids cardinalkarp!

[Leroy]

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.

[Cronos]

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.

"Funny guy, huh?"

[lukethedrifter]

Karp must be some sort of European.

[cardinalkarp]

Holy [expletive] what a backlash!!

User error on my part, of course it is right in the bday thread you sonsofbitches!

[expletive] it now i'm going to get really drunk tonight since all of my internet friends have turned on me.

[cardinalkarp]

Oh yeah and what kind of damn program has you enter "day, month, year" for your bday instead of "month, day, year"?

I'm somehow looking to blame Michael for this.