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Jocephus
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i cant lie...us 25's are hot and virile

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You can eat prime rib and steak every night, but sometimes you just want a hot dog.

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You either got it or you don't. Age has little to do with it.

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Richie Allen wrote:You either got it or you don't. Age has little to do with it.
Or you got it and "it" takes a long time to recover before you can use "it" again,age does have a little something to do with it. :P

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docellis wrote:why do i keep hooking up with 25 year old guys. I want a nice 33 or 36 year old guy. but they all have beer bellies or moobs.
The only problem I see with this rant is that a lot seems to be left out.

But this guy you hooked up with...he must've been feeling like a real badass this morning. He probably woke up at 3 in the afternoon, hit his bong, said "that's vagtastic!" and went back to bed.

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how about 22 with moobs and a beer belly? ;) ;)

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I almost qualify, I'm approaching 40 years very soon, but still have a full head of brown hair, with a trim build, people tell me I closely resemble Hugh Grant.
But alas, we live too far apart!! :-s :-s :obucardheadbang:

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docellis wrote:why do i keep hooking up with 25 year old guys. I want a nice 33 or 36 year old guy. but they all have beer bellies or moobs.
Not all of them....... just the ones that are available.

If a guy is 35, well-conditioned, and worth the time of day, there's no reason for him to still be single, so he won't be. The same applies to women.

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Socnorb11 wrote:
docellis wrote:why do i keep hooking up with 25 year old guys. I want a nice 33 or 36 year old guy. but they all have beer bellies or moobs.
Not all of them....... just the ones that are available.

If a guy is 35, well-conditioned, and worth the time of day, there's no reason for him to still be single, so he won't be. The same applies to women.

So if I am still single when I hit 35 then I am not worth the time of day?

I wish I hated being single.

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