An open letter to the coffee-drinking buttholes in my office

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docellis wrote:I stopped drinking coffee about a week and a half ago.
Why would you do such a silly thing? Unless you're drinking like 8 cups a day, in which case you just need to cut back.

I just wanted to see what would happen. I drink maybe 2 cups or so a day.

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docellis wrote:
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docellis wrote:I stopped drinking coffee about a week and a half ago.
Why would you do such a silly thing? Unless you're drinking like 8 cups a day, in which case you just need to cut back.

I just wanted to see what would happen. I drink maybe 2 cups or so a day.
Have you had caffine headaches since stopping?

I never worry about cutting out coffee. I never drink soda and rarely drink tea, so it's the only caffine I take in all day. I too drink ~2 cups a day. At those levels, it's one of the healthiest things you can drink. As long as you take it black.

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coffee is good....with irish creme in it.

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Popeye_Card wrote:
docellis wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
docellis wrote:I stopped drinking coffee about a week and a half ago.
Why would you do such a silly thing? Unless you're drinking like 8 cups a day, in which case you just need to cut back.

I just wanted to see what would happen. I drink maybe 2 cups or so a day.
Have you had caffine headaches since stopping?

I never worry about cutting out coffee. I never drink soda and rarely drink tea, so it's the only caffine I take in all day. I too drink ~2 cups a day. At those levels, it's one of the healthiest things you can drink. As long as you take it black.
No headaches, but I've never had a headache in my entire life.

I don't drink any other caffine.

It is just an experiement.

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docellis wrote: but I've never had a headache in my entire life.
Wow. You are lucky. I have one right now.

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Popeye_Card wrote:
docellis wrote: but I've never had a headache in my entire life.
Wow. You are lucky. I have one right now.
That's crazy. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone that's NEVER had a headache.

For all the wine you drink you've never been hungover and had a headache? Wine will give me the worst pounding headache in the morning if I drink enough (anything over a bottle).

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I don't drink coffee and almost never get headaches. Even when I'm hungover I'll almost never get headaches. Though I don't drink much wine at all.

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you can have lots of fun with the title of this thread
if you move some words around..

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Cronos69 wrote:I don't drink coffee and almost never get headaches. Even when I'm hungover I'll almost never get headaches. Though I don't drink much wine at all.
The issue is going from drinking 2 cups worth of caffinated beverage a day to 0. When you're used to intaking caffine and you stop, you get a headache.

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cardinalkarp wrote:
For all the wine you drink you've never been hungover and had a headache? Wine will give me the worst pounding headache in the morning if I drink enough (anything over a bottle).

I haven't had a hangover since highschool. And I don't even know for sure that it was a hangover either time.

the first time I drank a whole bottle of champagne really fast when I was like 14. I spent many hours vomiting. But I don't even know if that is a hangover or alcohol poisoning.

the other time was something similar.

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