Another relationship rant

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Between you and my dad I think I've figured out not to ever marry an Italian woman (if I wasn't already married)

I think wart's wife is Romanian.

Add them to the list then.

All the Romanian women I know are nuts, they either worship their husband and take all kinds of crap and abuse from them, or they are highly critical of everything he does...... or is that just most women.

I don't know if my wife is an exception or if it was my extensive training methods but she's cool with almost everything I do.

same here

My wife's pretty much cool w/ everything as well. Sorry wart!!

My wife too. Sorry wart!

Don't listen to them wart. They're all just so whipped they don't remember what they are really like anymore.

[Sutter'sBeard]

Hey Wart, do you and your wife fight a lot? If not, a good, emotional verbal bludgeoning back at her might settle her down a little (establish hand). If you already fight a lot, the impact will be lessened.

I'm pretty laid back and my wife rarely nags, bickers, or tries to change me, but every once in a while, she'll start in on me for a few days. At 1st, I'll absorb it, then I'll bite back quickly and precisely to let her know I'm not a complete puss. This technique usually keeps her at bay for a few months.

[Radbird]

There were things about me that needed changing, and things that did not. It took awhile for her to figure out which were which, but now everything's good.

[Simbagal23]

I'm just trying to change my hubyy from a Mavs fan to a Spurs fan....afterall, I changed "teams" and now drink his German beer!

(seriously, sorry for the problems, Wart....hang in there.)

[jim]

Between you and my dad I think I've figured out not to ever marry an Italian woman (if I wasn't already married)

I think wart's wife is Romanian.

Hilarious SNL skit:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/07/07gcouples.phtml

wart: [ smiling ] Well, thanks, Doctor... I-I-I feel better already! I-I guess, uh, the main problem is communication. Uh, I feel like we -- we listen to each other, but we don't always hear each other?

Dr. Helen Winston: Mmm... How do you feel, Bagdana?

mrs wart (Bagdana): I am citizen. You -- you cannot take away! Citizen, now! [ reaches over ] Documents -- documents in bag! [ opens bag, pulls out documents ] Real marriage!

[Dillagii]

my wife actually offered to take me and pick me up from the bar a last weekend..

sorry wart..

My wife is better than Omaha's wife.

Sorry wart.

[wart57]

Between you and my dad I think I've figured out not to ever marry an Italian woman (if I wasn't already married)

I think wart's wife is Romanian.

Hilarious SNL skit:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/07/07gcouples.phtml

wart: [ smiling ] Well, thanks, Doctor... I-I-I feel better already! I-I guess, uh, the main problem is communication. Uh, I feel like we -- we listen to each other, but we don't always hear each other?

Dr. Helen Winston: Mmm... How do you feel, Bagdana?

mrs wart (Bagdana): I am citizen. You -- you cannot take away! Citizen, now! [ reaches over ] Documents -- documents in bag! [ opens bag, pulls out documents ] Real marriage!

That skit cracked me up when I saw it, not so much my wife...

We will argue, I am not one to take constant nagging well. But wenever I complain about her nagging me she says I am crying, and to be a man, so last time she said that to me, I told her I was a man and I am not changing who I am, she needed to learn to deal with it. She told me to learn to deal with her nagging.....dang woman, always gets in the last word.

[lukethedrifter]

Tell her she's acting like a Gypsy. Romanian women love that.

[thrill]

Tell her she's acting like a Gypsy. Romanian women love that.

Tell her she smells like one too.

[omaha_red]

Tell her she's acting like a Gypsy. Romanian women love that.

Tell her she smells like one too.

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i can only imagine that that's a bad smell