Swayze

[heyzeus]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 00,00.html

"Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far," Dr. George Fisher says in a statement. "All of the reports stating the time frame of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic."

[thrill]

yes

[TimeForGuinness]

Cancer can't kill Swayze...

The closest thing that would come close to killing Swayze is Chuck Norris. Even then, the roundhouse kick battle that would ensue, would destroy all of humanity and would thus be known as "The Wreckoning", due to the mass amount of wreckage that would be done. A black hole of martial art fury would rip open the space-time continuum and swallow existence itself. The last words ever uttered in such a situation would be, "....the name....is Dalton".

Swayze-4-Life

[thrill]

OMG DID HE JUST RIP CANCER'S THROAT OUT WITH HIS RIGHT HAND

[Popeye_Card]

Cancer can't kill Swayze...

The closest thing that would come close to killing Swayze is Chuck Norris. Even then, the roundhouse kick battle that would ensue, would destroy all of humanity and would thus be known as "The Wreckoning", due to the mass amount of wreckage that would be done. A black hole of martial art fury would rip open the space-time continuum and swallow existence itself. The last words ever uttered in such a situation would be, "....the name....is Dalton".

Swayze-4-Life

The Karate Kid might not be able to kill Swayze, but if they competed in a sanctioned karate tournament or fight-to-the-death in the ruins of an Okinawan castle, there's no way Daniel-san can lose. He's undefeated to this point in such matches.

[JL21]

Cancer can't kill Swayze...

The closest thing that would come close to killing Swayze is Chuck Norris. Even then, the roundhouse kick battle that would ensue, would destroy all of humanity and would thus be known as "The Wreckoning", due to the mass amount of wreckage that would be done. A black hole of martial art fury would rip open the space-time continuum and swallow existence itself. The last words ever uttered in such a situation would be, "....the name....is Dalton".

Swayze-4-Life

This joke is so old, it could vote.

[Simbagal23]

Ironically, Roadhouse was on last night???!

I'm glad to hear that it's not as bad as, shock of all shocks, the Enquirer reported. Good luck to Patrick.

[Tambourine Man]

clevername pointed it out earlier, but you can't understate how bad pancreatic cancer is. It's a real killer. My dad's cousin died from it, and the speed at which it advances is frightening.

[Leroy]

I agree. A friend found out he had it...within six months, he was gone.

[TimeForGuinness]

Cancer can't kill Swayze...

The closest thing that would come close to killing Swayze is Chuck Norris. Even then, the roundhouse kick battle that would ensue, would destroy all of humanity and would thus be known as "The Wreckoning", due to the mass amount of wreckage that would be done. A black hole of martial art fury would rip open the space-time continuum and swallow existence itself. The last words ever uttered in such a situation would be, "....the name....is Dalton".

Swayze-4-Life

This joke is so old, it could vote.

damn...i thought i was being clever....oh well...

(crawls back to his corner)