Dear Steak N Shake, I am not a fan of your fries

[Bo Hart]

Wendy's has some crappy fries, too.

Back a few years ago in high school, we would go there almost daily for lunch. If you spent over $2, you got a free pop (as part of a student discount). Anyway, I would, inexplicably, buy fries every day and never eat them. Buying seemed like the right thing to do because it's the traditional thing to do at a burger joint, but they tasted bad. So ultimately, the only thing I ended up eating was the dollar I spent on them.

Edit: In hindsight, "inexplicable" was a really bad word because I proceeded to explain why I did it in the following sentence.