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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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It's so hard to believe in anything anymore...it's like religion, you can't really take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary, and then on the other hand science, you know, is just pure empiricism and by virtue of its method excludes metaphysics.... I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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JCShutout wrote:
StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!
My magic 8 ball trumps both of you....

Signs point to yes.....

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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wart57 wrote:
JCShutout wrote:
StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!
My magic 8 ball trumps both of you....

Signs point to yes.....
All hail the mighty 8 ball savior has returned!

:blinky:

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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JCShutout wrote:
wart57 wrote:
JCShutout wrote:
StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!
My magic 8 ball trumps both of you....

Signs point to yes.....
All hail the mighty 8 ball savior has returned!

:blinky:
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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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wart57 wrote:
JCShutout wrote:
wart57 wrote:
JCShutout wrote:
StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!
My magic 8 ball trumps both of you....

Signs point to yes.....
All hail the mighty 8 ball savior has returned!

:blinky:
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That's the anti-8 ball. Blinky! Save us!

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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I'm a big fan of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If schools are going to teach creationism, then teach all theories.

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Blinky > Flying Spaghetti Monster

I actually don't think they should teach Creationism in school, because it's an extension of your beliefs and it's better saved for church. That was completely wrong what they did. I still don't believe anyone would think the FPS was a good idea.

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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StatmanCrothers wrote:It's so hard to believe in anything anymore...it's like religion, you can't really take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary, and then on the other hand science, you know, is just pure empiricism and by virtue of its method excludes metaphysics.... I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
I regret that I forced myself not to look at this thread after my last post knowing what I thought would be forthcoming.

Best post of teh thread.

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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FSM is REAL! I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

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