The Flying Spaghetti Monster
- StatmanCrothers
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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
It's so hard to believe in anything anymore...it's like religion, you can't really take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary, and then on the other hand science, you know, is just pure empiricism and by virtue of its method excludes metaphysics.... I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
- JCShutout
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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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My magic 8 ball trumps both of you....JCShutout wrote:Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Signs point to yes.....
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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
All hail the mighty 8 ball savior has returned!wart57 wrote:My magic 8 ball trumps both of you....JCShutout wrote:Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Signs point to yes.....

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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
JCShutout wrote:All hail the mighty 8 ball savior has returned!wart57 wrote:My magic 8 ball trumps both of you....JCShutout wrote:Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Signs point to yes.....

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That's the anti-8 ball. Blinky! Save us!wart57 wrote:JCShutout wrote:All hail the mighty 8 ball savior has returned!wart57 wrote:My magic 8 ball trumps both of you....JCShutout wrote:Blasphemy! Your mood watches are far inferior to our Astrology mood rings! Death to the heretics!StatmanCrothers wrote:I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Signs point to yes.....
- stlouie_lipp
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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
I'm a big fan of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If schools are going to teach creationism, then teach all theories.
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Blinky > Flying Spaghetti Monster
I actually don't think they should teach Creationism in school, because it's an extension of your beliefs and it's better saved for church. That was completely wrong what they did. I still don't believe anyone would think the FPS was a good idea.
I actually don't think they should teach Creationism in school, because it's an extension of your beliefs and it's better saved for church. That was completely wrong what they did. I still don't believe anyone would think the FPS was a good idea.
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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
I regret that I forced myself not to look at this thread after my last post knowing what I thought would be forthcoming.StatmanCrothers wrote:It's so hard to believe in anything anymore...it's like religion, you can't really take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary, and then on the other hand science, you know, is just pure empiricism and by virtue of its method excludes metaphysics.... I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Best post of teh thread.
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Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
FSM is REAL! I have been touched by his noodly appendage.








