No job and my dog stinks

[docellis]

doc:

Just spend $10 to buy a new hose. I know you can afford that!

I found a spare hose in the garage. Dog smells good.

[Molly]

Our dog did not like getting a bath. She would tolerate it but would shake the whole time she was in the bathtub. But it was the funniest thing, after she was bathed and dried off she would run around the house like a crazy dog. "Oh I'm so clean and smell so good!!!" Then she would roll around on our bed.

[sighyoung]

Our dog did not like getting a bath. She would tolerate it but would shake the whole time she was in the bathtub. But it was the funniest thing, after she was bathed and dried off she would run around the house like a crazy dog. "Oh I'm so clean and smell so good!!!" Then she would roll around on our bed.

Maybe I'm playing veterinarian without a license, but I bet she was stimulating her anal glands out of anger.

[omaha_red]

my dog had another accident this weekend with his anal glands..
so he smelled bad too..

Are you sure you're messaging them properly?

I think you should get an associate's degree in anal gland message, omaha, before you touch that poor dog again.

i don't know what the hell i'm doing when it comes to this..
all i know is that i want this to stop..

[StatmanCrothers]

Let the dog eat a bar of scented soap. Dogs love soap. The dog will fart bubbles for a few days and deodorize itself.

[Popeye_Card]

My google ads at the top for this thread include two for getting a new job and hating your boss.

I would like to see a few more references to dog anal glads to see what pops up.

--P--

I did not completely attain my goal, however there is an ad that just popped up for "Vaginal Odor".

--P--

[G. Keenan]

My google ads at the top for this thread include two for getting a new job and hating your boss.

I would like to see a few more references to dog anal glads to see what pops up.

--P--

I did not completely attain my goal, however there is an ad that just popped up for "Vaginal Odor".

--P--

A measured victory, to be sure.

I have a question about vaginal odor. Can women tell if they have it by themselves, or do they need someone to inform them?

[Jocephus]

can we PLEASE stop talking about anal glands and how to release them?!?!

[planet planet]

My google ads at the top for this thread include two for getting a new job and hating your boss.

I would like to see a few more references to dog anal glads to see what pops up.

--P--

I did not completely attain my goal, however there is an ad that just popped up for "Vaginal Odor".

--P--

A measured victory, to be sure.

I have a question about vaginal odor. Can women tell if they have it by themselves, or do they need someone to inform them?

I'm not touching that one, but I'm pretty sure doc was using "dog" as a euphemism for it.

[Popeye_Card]

I'm not touching that one, but I'm pretty sure doc was using "dog" as a euphemism for it.

That's odd. Usually the code word for it is more along the lines of a cat.

Also odd that doc fixed the problem with a garden hose, and didn't purchase some Femanol via the Google ad above.

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