My friend's breath.

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StL Dan wrote:
mr_omaha_red wrote:
jim wrote:
And I see you are trying to start something up again...

who, me? [-( 8-[
omaha...has anyone correctly guessed what your man in the moon is saying?
you got me.. i have no idea what he's saying.. he's funny to me though

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Shocking update:

His breath is still horrible.

I work with him. Today while at work, I went up to one of my coworkers and said, "hey, when he gets here, get a whiff of his breath -- it smells like cat litter."

When he got to work, she went up to him and -- I'm 100% serious -- said, "hey, can I smell your breath? Kyle told me it smelled like cat litter."

I wasn't there when she said it, but he came up to me and found me and almost looked like he was about to cry.

Thought I'd keep you guys updated.

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oih man!...haha...

well, maybe it'll be a good thing

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Kyle wrote:Shocking update:

His breath is still horrible.

I work with him. Today while at work, I went up to one of my coworkers and said, "hey, when he gets here, get a whiff of his breath -- it smells like cat litter."

When he got to work, she went up to him and -- I'm 100% serious -- said, "hey, can I smell your breath? Kyle told me it smelled like cat litter."

I wasn't there when she said it, but he came up to me and found me and almost looked like he was about to cry.

Thought I'd keep you guys updated.
As much as it pains me to say this, a more appropriate term might have been "It smells like the Cardinals". :(

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Kyle wrote:Shocking update:

His breath is still horrible.

I work with him. Today while at work, I went up to one of my coworkers and said, "hey, when he gets here, get a whiff of his breath -- it smells like cat litter."

When he got to work, she went up to him and -- I'm 100% serious -- said, "hey, can I smell your breath? Kyle told me it smelled like cat litter."

I wasn't there when she said it, but he came up to me and found me and almost looked like he was about to cry.

Thought I'd keep you guys updated.
what the hell is wrong with people? is she stupid or something?

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omaha_red wrote:
Kyle wrote:Shocking update:

His breath is still horrible.

I work with him. Today while at work, I went up to one of my coworkers and said, "hey, when he gets here, get a whiff of his breath -- it smells like cat litter."

When he got to work, she went up to him and -- I'm 100% serious -- said, "hey, can I smell your breath? Kyle told me it smelled like cat litter."

I wasn't there when she said it, but he came up to me and found me and almost looked like he was about to cry.

Thought I'd keep you guys updated.
what the hell is wrong with people? is she stupid or something?

She sounds like a raging *****, either that or she's just REALLY stupid.

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Maybe she thought she was somehow helping him and you by confronting the bad breath boy about it? *shrugs*

Sounds like she needs to learn the definition of "tact". :shock:

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cardinalkarp wrote:
omaha_red wrote:
Kyle wrote:Shocking update:

His breath is still horrible.

I work with him. Today while at work, I went up to one of my coworkers and said, "hey, when he gets here, get a whiff of his breath -- it smells like cat litter."

When he got to work, she went up to him and -- I'm 100% serious -- said, "hey, can I smell your breath? Kyle told me it smelled like cat litter."

I wasn't there when she said it, but he came up to me and found me and almost looked like he was about to cry.

Thought I'd keep you guys updated.
what the hell is wrong with people? is she stupid or something?

She sounds like a raging *****, either that or she's just REALLY stupid.
Either way, it's a good story.

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Kyle wrote:Shocking update:

His breath is still horrible.

I work with him. Today while at work, I went up to one of my coworkers and said, "hey, when he gets here, get a whiff of his breath -- it smells like cat litter."

When he got to work, she went up to him and -- I'm 100% serious -- said, "hey, can I smell your breath? Kyle told me it smelled like cat litter."

I wasn't there when she said it, but he came up to me and found me and almost looked like he was about to cry.

Thought I'd keep you guys updated.
Is this the same friend who calls you on the cell phone about 50 times a day? If so, can you smell his breath when he talks to you on the phone because the memory of the smell is so powerful?

That girl is probably doing the kid a favor in the long run. He needs to know this so he can do something about it.

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If the girl would have just told the guy he had bad breath it wouldn't be that big of a deal. The fact that she said "Kyle told me to come smell your breath, supposedly it smells like cat litter" is where the stupidity begins.

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