Rave: The Onion

[pioneer98]

Clickhole - Landmark Win: L.A. Is Finally Restoring The Hollywood Sign To Its Original Sentence!

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Clickhole - All of my equally perfect daughters...Ranked

[pioneer98]

Seaworld responds to California drought by draining animal tanks halfway

"Our trainers are going to flip them over about once an hour to help their bodies stay moist.”

[pioneer98]

Clickhole - Awesome! This Lucky School Got Two Proms!

Here’s the most unbelievable part of it all: Merrill High’s students are lucky enough that this wasn’t even the first time their proms came in a pair. They enjoyed the same multi-dance bonanza last year, the year before that, and every year, going back decades! Wow. How does a school this incredible even exist?

[JackofDiamonds]

Clickhole - Awesome! This Lucky School Got Two Proms!

Here’s the most unbelievable part of it all: Merrill High’s students are lucky enough that this wasn’t even the first time their proms came in a pair. They enjoyed the same multi-dance bonanza last year, the year before that, and every year, going back decades! Wow. How does a school this incredible even exist?

Really confusing until I saw the picture.

[Schlich]

NHL's critics find no evidence that penalty box reforms players

[planet planet]

Man Boldly Declares This Must Win Game

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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

[heyzeus]

This is so good. http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/i ... me--2233#1,

[pioneer98]

@ClickHole Ready To Feel Old? Kids Born In 2001 Are Already Getting Tried As Adults http://www.clickhole.com/article/ready- ... ce=twitter

We hate to break it to you, but you’re getting older. Don’t believe it? Then consider this: Children born in 2001 are already being tried as adults!

You read that right. A child born the same year Zoolander was released in theaters is now old enough to have his juvenile legal protections waived and ordered to stand trial as an adult. Yep, if a judge determines that his crimes are particularly egregious or he has enough prior convictions, somebody who was learning to walk during the first season of American Idol could be looking at 35 to life in a state penitentiary without the possibility of parole.