The Official WTF Thread

[heyzeus]

[Radbird]

20 Inch Nails: Jazz Ison Sinkfield's Quest for Glory is Through Her Fingernails

[Mary1966]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/a ... brick.html

[Numbers]

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[longhornbaseball]

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[heyzeus]

A fairly distant friend from college posted this on facebook late last night:

"During foreplay, my wife just described my penis as "turgid". Go ahead. Look that one up. I'll wait."

And this is why I consider pulling the plug on facebook.

[sighyoung]

A fairly distant friend from college posted this on facebook late last night:

"During foreplay, my wife just described my penis as "turgid". Go ahead. Look that one up. I'll wait."

And this is why I consider pulling the plug on facebook.

tur·gid/ˈtərjid/Adjective
2. (of language or style) Tediously pompous or bombastic:

I think she was commenting about her husband's future Facebook post. And she was right.

[thrill]

A fairly distant friend from college posted this on facebook late last night:

"During foreplay, my wife just described my penis as "turgid". Go ahead. Look that one up. I'll wait."

And this is why I consider pulling the plug on facebook.

That word of the day calendar he bought her for Christmas is already paying off.

[sighyoung]

A fairly distant friend from college posted this on facebook late last night:

"During foreplay, my wife just described my penis as "turgid". Go ahead. Look that one up. I'll wait."

And this is why I consider pulling the plug on facebook.

That word of the day calendar he bought her for Christmas is already paying off.

I bet she felt torpid about his turgidity, and ultimately disaffected by his precipitate climax.

[heyzeus]

I feel torpid as a result of being forced to read about his tumescence.