The Official WTF Thread

[Cole Burns]

Teen doesn't realize that electricity + nipples hurts, decides to sue.

The New Hampshire Union Leader says Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage.

I think the damage was pre-existing.

[TGantz]

NSFW

[SHOW]

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[a_smith]

My first foray into this behemoth thread, so I apologize if this is a duplicate (and if it is, please delete, mods):

MOST TATTOOED PERSON

The ultimate in multi-layered tattooing is represented by the chainsaw juggling, unicycling, sword-swallowing Lucky Diamond Rich (Australia, born New Zealand), who has spent over 1,000 hours having his body modified by hundreds of tattoo artists. He began by having a full collection of colourful designs from around the world tattooed over his entire body. But not content with stopping there, Lucky next opted for a 100% covering of black ink, including eyelids, the delicate skin between the toes, down into the ears, and even his gums. He is now being tattooed with white designs on top of the black, and coloured designs on top of the white!

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/human_body/

i saw this guy perform on a unicycle at a busker festival in Halifax. He was pretty funny.

[a_smith]

My first foray into this behemoth thread, so I apologize if this is a duplicate (and if it is, please delete, mods):

MOST TATTOOED PERSON

The ultimate in multi-layered tattooing is represented by the chainsaw juggling, unicycling, sword-swallowing Lucky Diamond Rich (Australia, born New Zealand), who has spent over 1,000 hours having his body modified by hundreds of tattoo artists. He began by having a full collection of colourful designs from around the world tattooed over his entire body. But not content with stopping there, Lucky next opted for a 100% covering of black ink, including eyelids, the delicate skin between the toes, down into the ears, and even his gums. He is now being tattooed with white designs on top of the black, and coloured designs on top of the white!

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/human_body/

i saw this guy perform on a unicycle at a busker festival in Halifax. He was pretty funny.

[Leroy]

Game writeup of my old high school team.

Petey Binger caught a 7 yard pass from Joey Mitchell. Jordan Cole and Joey Mitchell each had a 11 yard run. Cordell Mulienberg caught a 43 yard pass from Mitchell for a touchdown. Mitchell had a 71 yard for a touchdown, pass from Mitchell to Devon Saul for the extra two points. Mitchell had another run for 36 yards to add another touchdown, the extra two points failed. Trent Peterson led the team with the most tackles he had 10 and 1 sack. Dan Marshall had 6 tackles and Cole had 6 tackles. The final score of the game was 42-0 keep up the good work boys!

[sighyoung]

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[Transmogrified Tiger]

The Jonas Brothers are known for a lot of things. Their music, their looks, their massive following, etc. But we had no idea they had the chops to redesign the Internet!

AOL CEO Tim Armstrong thinks they're among the "most creative people on the planet" (the planet!) and wants them to help AOL "redesign the Internet." (Sorry, we can't help repeating that phrase. It says so much in so few words.)

http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... e-internet

[wart57]

The Jonas Brothers are known for a lot of things. Their music, their looks, their massive following, etc. But we had no idea they had the chops to redesign the Internet!

AOL CEO Tim Armstrong thinks they're among the "most creative people on the planet" (the planet!) and wants them to help AOL "redesign the Internet." (Sorry, we can't help repeating that phrase. It says so much in so few words.)

http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... e-internet

[heyzeus]

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I'm terrified to not vote for him, and I don't live in Ohio. I think I'm going to have to write him in on our governor's race ballot now.

I've also never heard anyone declare that they have a masters in communication with such searing rage.

[cards2468]

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I'm terrified to not vote for him, and I don't live in Ohio. I think I'm going to have to write him in on our governor's race ballot now.

I've also never heard anyone declare that they have a masters in communication with such searing rage.

Maybe that's how we should all declare things, after all, he's a master in communication.