Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 16 12, 10:25 pm
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Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 17 12, 12:47 pm
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Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 17 12, 2:18 pm
Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 17 12, 5:44 pm
Is that the second urinator on the grassy knoll?
Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 18 12, 6:59 pm
Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 19 12, 4:24 pm
Decoding Escort Ads:
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Graceful = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Graceful = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 19 12, 4:38 pm
Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 19 12, 7:07 pm
Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 20 12, 3:36 pm
Those silly cub fans.
NSFW for a few reasons namely the title of the YouTube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... ec1cL2X5fs
NSFW for a few reasons namely the title of the YouTube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... ec1cL2X5fs
Re: IT's TEH MrSaigon SuperHappyFunThread!!!
Posted: September 20 12, 3:50 pm
