Random musings

[Freed Roger]

Helloo Supergirl

[cardsfansince82]

I got stuck at some cluster [expletive] four way stop with about 40 cars waiting at each of the stop signs. I finally make my way up to about tenth in line. Off to the right of my line on the shoulder is the edge of a construction site with a couple hundred foot long fairly deep puddle of water. Some guy that's about fifteenth in line behind me whips over to the right in his lifted tiny penis pickup and floors it. He passes our entire line and also sprays a huge wave of mud water on every single car he passed, including mine, and blows through the intersection. On the one hand I really wanted to chase him down and beat the piss out of him, but again I'm still tenth so I would have to pull a similarly crazy move to catch him. On the other hand, it was one of the all time great dick moves I've ever witnessed and I just had to tip my cap.

[Jocephus]

4.7 earthquake last night here in wichita and surrounding areas. things were shakin'. been happening with more frequency...

[wart57]

Mrs. Wart is heading to Chicago for the weekend for hot Sisters baby shower. I am home alone....with my 4 girls. We are going to party hard, My Little Pony style.

[Freed Roger]

why did I tell my wife I could "make" some bric a brac we saw, as gifts for our kids? It's because I was drunk. Damn her for remembering drunken promises, and damn Asheville for all those beers.

[lukethedrifter]

As my 85 year old barber hobbled around the barber chair, leaning on it to keep his balance, I kept imagining the straight razor slicing my carotid and wondered if I would be able to maintain enough pressure on the arterial wound to keep my self alive until I got to the OR at Barnes.

[Radbird]

Why are Dogs in Social and Cats in Rants?

[Freed Roger]

if I had grandchildren, I would like to take them to Grant's Farm. And If the free beer was Kraftig, I don't think I could drink it.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Why are Dogs in Social and Cats in Rants?

I don't know but it sounds right to me.

[Jocephus]

4.7 earthquake last night here in wichita and surrounding areas. things were shakin'. been happening with more frequency...

another one just hit here, though wasn't as strong