The Official WTF Thread

[Hungary Jack]

And in allowing only two hits and no runs in dominating the Reds for seven innings, Carpenter was a figure of controlled rage. It's fascinating to watch him go into psycho mode out there; Carpenter's starts become extended sessions of primal-scream therapy.

[Hungary Jack]

[sighyoung]

And in allowing only two hits and no runs in dominating the Reds for seven innings, Carpenter was a figure of controlled rage. It's fascinating to watch him go into psycho mode out there; Carpenter's starts become extended sessions of primal-scream therapy.

Ernest says that Bernie needs a [expletive] detector.

[lukethedrifter]

I once saw a video that involved a girl stuffing eels in her taco that scarred me for life.

For some reason I think I did too. I don't know exactly when. I think you may have dredged up some memories my mind had stuffed in some deep dark corner to forget.

Thanks.

I've been trying to start a support group for years.

I never watch [expletive] like that for a very good reason.

[Hungary Jack]

Are you comparing Bernie to Hemingway?

[sighyoung]

Are you comparing Bernie to Hemingway?

Hemingway said that all writers have to have a built-in [expletive] detector. Bernie's excerpt was a steaming pile that came out of Ferdinand's wrong end.

Also, Ernest would have compared penis size with Bernie, then punched him.

[Hungary Jack]

Are you comparing Bernie to Hemingway?

Hemingway said that all writers have to have a built-in [expletive] detector. Bernie's excerpt was a steaming pile that came out of Ferdinand's wrong end.

Also, Ernest would have compared penis size with Bernie, then punched him.

I never read that about Hemingway, but I'm no scholar.

If Hemingway were alive today, he's write a piece called "For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls" and dedicate it to Bernie.

[Leroy]

Or Milton Berle.

[sighyoung]

Are you comparing Bernie to Hemingway?

Hemingway said that all writers have to have a built-in [expletive] detector. Bernie's excerpt was a steaming pile that came out of Ferdinand's wrong end.

Also, Ernest would have compared penis size with Bernie, then punched him.

I never read that about Hemingway, but I'm no scholar.

If Hemingway were alive today, he's write a piece called "For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls" and dedicate it to Bernie.

In his memoir, A Moveable Feast, Hemingway mentions that F. Scott Fitzgerald was insecure about the size of his package. They went to a bathroom in a Parisian cafe and compared sizes.

Just one of many things I learned in the Book of Lists. Or was it the People's Almanac?

[go birds]

I once saw a video that involved a girl stuffing eels in her taco that scarred me for life.

For some reason I think I did too. I don't know exactly when. I think you may have dredged up some memories my mind had stuffed in some deep dark corner to forget.

Thanks.

4 words... 1 guy 1 jar.

I've seen a lot of f'd up stuff on the internet and thought i was pretty much desensitized to everything, until i saw that.