Random musings

[lukethedrifter]

My sister got an English degree from the Harvard of the South. I recall her doing papers using Cliff's Notes.



edit: she married well

[JL21]

Which part of a blumpkin is the happy ending?

[cardsfansince82]

Which part of a blumpkin is the happy ending?

That's kind of what I was wondering in the other thread. Are there good and bad blumpkins depending on the order in which things occur or how well they are synchronized?

[Gashouse]

I see a random shoe along the side of the highway at least a couple times per week. Sometimes kids shoes, sometimes adult. How do shoes somehow make it out of a car window?

[Freed Roger]

I see a random shoe along the side of the highway at least a couple times per week. Sometimes kids shoes, sometimes adult. How do shoes somehow make it out of a car window?

I just assume it's kids pissed off that they didn't get ice cream. We told our older daughter "no" about getting ice cream (she was about 4) - she threw a fit and tossed her flip flop out the window. Then she threw a fit about losing her flip flop.

[Gashouse]

Little kids shoes I can understand, but I see a lot of adult shoes. It's one of life's great mysteries for me.

[lukethedrifter]

I like Illinois.

[JL21]

Adulthood is the long, arduous process of becoming a humorless prick.

[Radbird]

Adulthood is the long, arduous process of becoming a humorless prick.

Looking back, it seems to have happened rather quickly.

[Jocephus]

was joeybomb a word before or after grb?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=joeybomb