Rave: The Onion

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Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything - Commentary by Vladimir Putin

I totally owe you one, no question about that.

[Michael]

Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything - Commentary by Vladimir Putin

I totally owe you one, no question about that.

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Ryan Braun Desperate To Regain Trust Of Fans Before Cheating Again

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Landmark Supreme Court Decision Lets Americans Cram Cash Directly Into Politicians' Mouths

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Coco Crisp shyly asks Bob Melvin if A's are poor

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From the archives on Wrigley's 100th anniversary:

Wrigley Field Supporters Propose Tearing Down Rest of Chicago

"It's truly a travesty that a hallowed franchise of Major League Baseball is still playing in a dilapidated city that should have been replaced decades ago," said lead organizer Keith Garrison, addressing the assembly in a Ryne Sandberg jersey. "I'm sure that to some of its more hardcore fans, Chicago has some charm in an antiquated way. But the greatest baseball team and fans in the world deserve something better than this dump."

"It's more suburbs than city anymore, for crying out loud," Garrison added. "Instead of actually improving the place, they'll just keep adding more tacky stuff on until it's in danger of collapsing under its own weight."

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Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year

According to sources, Wasserman receives over 300 retweets and 400 favorites on each of the roughly 30 tweets he posts daily. The universally proclaimed “Twitter luminary” also reportedly attracts hundreds of new followers every week and has a $1,000 monthly credit limit on his VISA card.

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Girl dating star recruit thrilled to learn Auburn athletic department hiring

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Recovering Prince Fielder Sick of Pounds and Pounds of Hospital Food

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens