The 2012 Olympic Summer Games

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jim wrote:
cards2468 wrote:He has no calves, guys. He generates 0 power from below his knees. Springs don't make you go faster. Springs absorb energy. If his competitors felt disadvantaged, they're welcome to get their lower legs removed too.
Just sayin' I'd be pissed if I got second to Inspector Gadget. Go Go Springy Blade Legs!
You're just jealous because he's sproinging and boinking around the Olympic Village, and you're not.

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Awesome.

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48 kg Clarissa Chung of USA has to win one more freestyle wrestling match vs Ukraine for a bronze medal.

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Chun beat Ukraine to earn bronze, the first for USA after not winning in 6 greco roman weights and one other womens'. There are 2 womens' and 7 mens' freestyle weights left over the next 3 days.

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sighyoung wrote:
jim wrote:
cards2468 wrote:He has no calves, guys. He generates 0 power from below his knees. Springs don't make you go faster. Springs absorb energy. If his competitors felt disadvantaged, they're welcome to get their lower legs removed too.
Just sayin' I'd be pissed if I got second to Inspector Gadget. Go Go Springy Blade Legs!
You're just jealous because he's sproinging and boinking around the Olympic Village, and you're not.
Now that's an interesting picture I have in my head right now. I'd assume he has to take those ski's off for that, right?

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jim wrote:
sighyoung wrote:
jim wrote:
cards2468 wrote:He has no calves, guys. He generates 0 power from below his knees. Springs don't make you go faster. Springs absorb energy. If his competitors felt disadvantaged, they're welcome to get their lower legs removed too.
Just sayin' I'd be pissed if I got second to Inspector Gadget. Go Go Springy Blade Legs!
You're just jealous because he's sproinging and boinking around the Olympic Village, and you're not.
Now that's an interesting picture I have in my head right now. I'd assume he has to take those ski's off for that, right?
Leaves them on.

Traction.

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They double as sex toys.

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They call him "the jackrabbit"

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cards2468 wrote:They double as sex toys.
Better than a stub?

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