The Official WTF Thread

[GeddyWrox]

[stlouie_lipp]

[go birds]

[spiritofstlouis]

Celebrated author and marine mammal enthusiast Malcolm Brenner awaits a lift home after being evicted from Sea World yesterday after park employees found him in the Manitee pool, naked from the waist down.

Authorities found in his possession several dozen roofies, a bottle of Pinot Noir, and a jar of Astro Glide.

[TGantz]

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[longhornbaseball]

Students, staff and faculty,

The Department of Public Safety is providing the following information to the University community.

A female SLU student has reported an assault that occurred at 7:05 p.m. Monday, April 12, in a second floor women's restroom in Xavier Hall.

While washing her hands, the student reports that she was approached from behind by an unknown person who grabbed her around the neck. When the student screamed, the suspect reportedly pushed her to the ground and ran from the restroom. The student reports that she was not injured.

The student describes the suspect as a male wearing a full-length maroon robe and black hat with a thin veil.

The Snuggie Strangler?

[sighyoung]

Students, staff and faculty,

The Department of Public Safety is providing the following information to the University community.

A female SLU student has reported an assault that occurred at 7:05 p.m. Monday, April 12, in a second floor women's restroom in Xavier Hall.

While washing her hands, the student reports that she was approached from behind by an unknown person who grabbed her around the neck. When the student screamed, the suspect reportedly pushed her to the ground and ran from the restroom. The student reports that she was not injured.

The student describes the suspect as a male wearing a full-length maroon robe and black hat with a thin veil.

The Snuggie Strangler?

The Wicked Snuggie Beekeeper of the West.

[JL21]

[clevername]

that's just plain frightening.

[TimeForGuinness]

Students, staff and faculty,

The Department of Public Safety is providing the following information to the University community.

A female SLU student has reported an assault that occurred at 7:05 p.m. Monday, April 12, in a second floor women's restroom in Xavier Hall.

While washing her hands, the student reports that she was approached from behind by an unknown person who grabbed her around the neck. When the student screamed, the suspect reportedly pushed her to the ground and ran from the restroom. The student reports that she was not injured.

The student describes the suspect as a male wearing a full-length maroon robe and black hat with a thin veil.

The Snuggie Strangler?

Isn't that where the theater classes are?