cardsfansince82 wrote:This is a joke, right?KyCardinalFan wrote:
I am just shocked it doesn't say "These men are dead sexy."
cardsfansince82 wrote:This is a joke, right?KyCardinalFan wrote:

cpebbles wrote:WTF is pretty much the only appropriate response to Lady Gaga's new NSFW video:
If that's real then that's depressing. But it doesn't seem like the music matches the video.omaha_red wrote:[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmM79Ya ... r_embedded][/youtube]
The man's probably lucky the opossum was dead and not "playing 'possum".Police report attempt to revive flattened opossum
By Jason Kessler, CNN
March 26, 2010 8:52 p.m. EDT
(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.
But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.
Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookeville, was drunk, according to the police report.
Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.
The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.
Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.
What about "They're a bunch of stiffs"?wart57 wrote:cardsfansince82 wrote:This is a joke, right?KyCardinalFan wrote:
I am just shocked it doesn't say "These men are dead sexy."