I took a bartending job near the Garden on Manhattan. I tried this have-a-house, settle-in thing, but I'm not ready for that yet. City life is too awesome. And its going to be a hilariously significant payraise compared to my sleepy Iowa joints. Probably just through spring, then I'm setting sights on abroad, Colorado, or maybe Portland. I have never stayed anywhere for more than 2ish years.
Walter met his new step-brothers and is nervous, but it was the right move. Ive been promised regular fb updates so i can vicariously enjoy his fun. First night w/o him was weird. Now for 14 crazed hours of packing and cleaning.
Cats
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planet planet
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Can you post a pic of Walter?Maclowery wrote:I took a bartending job near the Garden on Manhattan. I tried this have-a-house, settle-in thing, but I'm not ready for that yet. City life is too awesome. And its going to be a hilariously significant payraise compared to my sleepy Iowa joints. Probably just through spring, then I'm setting sights on abroad, Colorado, or maybe Portland. I have never stayed anywhere for more than 2ish years.
Walter met his new step-brothers and is nervous, but it was the right move. Ive been promised regular fb updates so i can vicariously enjoy his fun. First night w/o him was weird. Now for 14 crazed hours of packing and cleaning.
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TheoSqua
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My 2 year old cat just got a new friend in my wife's six year old chocolate lab. So far they have no idea what to do with eachother.
The dog is generally more afraid of the cat. But the dog is a big galoot that doesn't pay good attention to her surroundings and scares the crap out of the cat.
The dog is generally more afraid of the cat. But the dog is a big galoot that doesn't pay good attention to her surroundings and scares the crap out of the cat.
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JackofDiamonds
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DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed.
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working according to plan ...
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue. (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed.
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working according to plan ...
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue. (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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JackofDiamonds
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Also, dogs > cats.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
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lukethedrifter
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Your cat would eat you if he were bigger or you were smaller.
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sighyoung
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But first, a little serial-killer toying with you before doing you in.lukethedrifter wrote:Your cat would eat you if he were bigger or you were smaller.
But there's a good chance that the cat obeys someone larger, and so would dump your bloody carcass at that person's feet.