Make statements that sound false but are factually false

[cardsfantx]

Tommy Pham has never struck out in his entire life.

Great

Now you just sent up the BAS signal, and he’s gonna invade the social forum

[stlouie_lipp]

Kirkland Vodka is actually Grey Goose.

Isn’t all vodka essentially the same?

Not bad vodka. Bad vodka is bad.

[redbirdjazzz]

Tommy Pham has never struck out in his entire life.

Great

Now you just sent up the BAS signal, and he’s gonna invade the social forum

Have some BAS-relief:

[SHOW]

[heyzeus]

In 100 years, wire clothes hangars will outnumber humans 10 to 1.

[heyzeus]

The closest relative to the great-horned oryx is actually humans.

[CardsofSTL]

Tommy Pham has never struck out in his entire life.

Great

Now you just sent up the BAS signal, and he’s gonna invade the social forum

[Michael]

Kurt Vonnegut is the person who originally designed the NYC slogan "I <3 NY", but instead of a heart he used a "*".

[heyzeus]

Shorts were invented by Dr. Franklin von Shortzhauzen, who was not a real doctor.

[heyzeus]

Vegetables taste bad because their cellular walls are technically composed of vegetable excrement.

[heyzeus]

Dolly Parton was once briefly married to Paul Anka.