Manti Te'o got ate by a catfish or something

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

nascarcasm‏@nascarcasm

Oprah Winfrey will have sit-down interview Manti T'eo. Clint Eastwood will have sit-down interview T'eo's girlfriend. #NotreDame #Teo

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

MetsKevin11‏@MetsKevin11

According to reports, Manti Teo's girlfriend was the only person who ordered supplements from Melky Cabrera's website

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Lennay Kekua Ghost‏@LenayKekuaGhost

@toddfuhrman This is only the beginning.

[lukethedrifter]

@OldHossRadbourn: I hope a certain web site will not start examining closely my Civil War stories.

[lukethedrifter]

@pattonoswalt: If only Lennay Kekua had a gun, she'd exist today. #nra4ever

[JackofDiamonds]

@pattonoswalt: If only Lennay Kekua had a gun, she'd exist today. #nra4ever

The only one that made me laugh.

[sighyoung]

Dead girl just tweeted:
L K ‏@LennayKay
I miss you too snugglebunny RT @MTeo_5 @LennayKay I miss you!

29mins ago

I wonder if he's taken any pottery classes at Notre Dame.

[pioneer98]

Te'o has 99 problems but a girl ain't one.

[pioneer98]

Someone on Twitter pointed out that Notre Dame has already made a longer statement about this fake girl than the real girl who was raped by a Notre Dame football player and ended up committing suicide.

[Jocephus]

Chris Farley: O-kay.. remember.. you remember when you were with The Beatles, and you were supposed to be dead, and, uh, there was all these clues, that, like, uh, you played some song backwards, and it'd say, like, "Paul Is Dead", and, uh, everyone thought that you were dead? That was, um, a hoax, right?

Paul McCartney: Yeah. I wasn't really dead.