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Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: October 8 09, 8:55 pm
by JackofDiamonds
I am going to [expletive] on everything in the world.
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: October 8 09, 9:39 pm
by planet planet
brats&beer wrote:OK, seriously. What is it with men in the john that feel like they have to make quasi getting off noises while taking a leak? I've had some really good p!$$3$ in my day but never felt the need to make noises! Uungh. Aaaaaahhh. Oooohhh. For F&*&^'s sake! Shut up, flush, and get out. Wash your hands before leaving tho.
I want to kick them from behind into the urinal when they do that crap.
Reminds me of Southpark
Ned, are you jackin' it?
Yes.
Well stop it!
I can't!
This rant is also timely at home. Why make no. 2 noises? I've never made a no. 2 noise in my life, yet my dad and my husband always manage to do so. Seriously, gross!
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: October 8 09, 10:05 pm
by Cronos
Meh, it's late. I'm tired. And drinking. I'll say it.
Releasing a full bladder after a long time of holding it in feels better than other releasings.
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: February 13 18, 8:36 am
by JL21
My office has a single unisex bathroom to service 10 people. And it's an open office, meaning anyone can see exactly who is going to the bathroom as they head for the door. And how long they take.
This is all a long way of saying that I am 99% certain that the tiny little 23 year old bird-sized communications girl in my office just took a big smelly [expletive].
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: February 13 18, 8:42 am
by heyzeus
Girls poop.
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: February 13 18, 9:06 am
by Gashouse
JL21 wrote:My office has a single unisex bathroom to service 10 people. And it's an open office, meaning anyone can see exactly who is going to the bathroom as they head for the door. And how long they take.
This is all a long way of saying that I am 99% certain that the tiny little 23 year old bird-sized communications girl in my office just took a big smelly [expletive].
posted while pooping?
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: February 13 18, 9:25 am
by wart57
heyzeus wrote:Girls poop.
I have 4 daughters. I can confirm this is a fact. Girls poop. A lot. And pee. A lot.
My house goes through about 2 of these per week....
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: February 13 18, 9:30 am
by Jocephus
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: February 13 18, 9:30 am
by JL21
Gashouse wrote:JL21 wrote:My office has a single unisex bathroom to service 10 people. And it's an open office, meaning anyone can see exactly who is going to the bathroom as they head for the door. And how long they take.
This is all a long way of saying that I am 99% certain that the tiny little 23 year old bird-sized communications girl in my office just took a big smelly [expletive].
posted while pooping?
Ha... not so much. I can't dookie in an environment like this, where the crapatorium is like 10 feet away from the nearest person's desk.
I get that everyone poops (I've read the book and everything!). I guess I'm just not used to having it in your face like that in an office environment.
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Posted: February 13 18, 9:31 am
by Jocephus
When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody poops sometimes