UPDATE: The cardinalkarp is a Big Fat Liar Thread

[JL21]

LOL, today's not my bday but thanks for the kind wishes!

Where is it showing that today's my bday? Something must've gotten messed up somewhere because my birthday is May 11th.

[Arthur Dent]

LOL, today's not my bday but thanks for the kind wishes!

Where is it showing that today's my bday? Something must've gotten messed up somewhere because my birthday is May 11th.

May 11th is 5/11. Today is 11/5. You must have reversed the numbers in your profile.

[Leroy]

Hey lets all get drunk tonight anyway in honor of my birthday that's on May 11th!


Sorry Leroy, you don't get a bday thread and I get one when its not even my bday.

They just keep kicking sand in our [expletive] faces.

[Radbird]

Jeez, I hate it when someone tries to sneak in an extra birthday...

But what the heck - cheers!!

[omaha_red]

i want my movie back

[Cronos]

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
One birthday every year
But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays
That is why we're gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
It's great to drink to someone
And I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you!!

[Michael]

Updated the title. In this thread personal attacks toward cardinalkarp are welcomed.

[TimeForGuinness]

Unhappy Birthday you sonofabiotch

[sighyoung]

I wish you an atom bomb suppository, you schmuck.

[heyzeus]

Go to hell, you stupid un-birthday-having pig[expletive]