R/R: How Weedeating Turns Into Skinny Dipping

[InvincibleCakeEater]

[cardsfansince82]

This is the second great weedeater story I've read on this board. Which is two more than I previously thought possible.

[TimeForGuinness]

This is no rant...rave-a-licious


...we need a NSFW section on this board.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

This has all the makings of a penthouse forum letter.

[Swatcat27]

You will be banned if you don't supply pictures.

I would too...Its awfully hard to register on GRB the second time.

[TimeForGuinness]

I think pics should be a given with a story like that...

[jim]

5 acres and you plugged it in?

There is mistake number 1, get yourself a good combo brush/weed whacker. I've got 4 acres and not only will the electric cable not reach to where I need to get to, but they are simply too whimpy. You can also replace the detachment and turn it into a brushwhacker to take down stalky stuff, which I usually do in the spring to clear out a walking path around the place. Also, proper shoes, ear protection, and safety goggles are also a requirement. Don't forget the sunscreen!

And I have officially reached middle age. I hear a story of a naked women in a pool and a Cardinal fan to boot, and I'm focused on the weed eater.

Sigh.

[TimeForGuinness]

5 acres and you plugged it in?

There is mistake number 1, get yourself a good combo brush/weed whacker. I've got 4 acres and not only will the electric cable not reach to where I need to get to, but they are simply too whimpy. You can also replace the detachment and turn it into a brushwhacker to take down stalky stuff, which I usually do in the spring to clear out a walking path around the place. Also, proper shoes, ear protection, and safety goggles are also a requirement. Don't forget the sunscreen!

(slaps jim across the face)

WAKE UP JIM!!!

[InvincibleCakeEater]

So, I had just filed for divorce and was laying in the pool with bloody legs and feet when...

[InvincibleCakeEater]

5 acres and you plugged it in?

There is mistake number 1, get yourself a good combo brush/weed whacker. I've got 4 acres and not only will the electric cable not reach to where I need to get to, but they are simply too whimpy. You can also replace the detachment and turn it into a brushwhacker to take down stalky stuff, which I usually do in the spring to clear out a walking path around the place. Also, proper shoes, ear protection, and safety goggles are also a requirement. Don't forget the sunscreen!

(slaps jim across the face)

WAKE UP JIM!!!

Why the [expletive] is jim talking about weedeating?