Gross Medical Procedure I learned about today. Don't open

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tothebeach08 wrote:This is true. It's the newest latest and greatest alternative when all else, including vancomycin has failed this has worked. Hope your friend feels better.

She's dead so I guess she feels better.










She was a fairly close acquaintance's sister that I've not met, so I'm not feeling the personal sadness.

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Can I have some of your baby's [expletive]? I just need give myself a fecal enema. I have money. How does twenty bucks sound? No please don't call the cops. I have inflammatory bowel syndrome. Where are you going?

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pop_haines wrote: The stink would have put a buzzard into a coma.
My ex was a nurse and would spare me no details in descriptions of C diff patients. The smell seemed like the worst part.

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'Yeah, that dude had some weird [expletive] up his [expletive]'.

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that is some (expletive) up (expletive)

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Two Girls - One Colon

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is the procedure done on a poop deck?

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not as bad as this could have been

I was thinking about some kind of mutilation.


My dad is recovering from Leukemia/bone marrow transplant and he has had this a couple of times.
its probably been 1 1/2-2 years and he is still dealing with complications left and right

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I'm going to run into my nearest hospital today with a cooler full of my [expletive] and hand it to the girl at the registration desk and claim it is for the "transplant team". To think that I have flushed thousands, perhaps millions of pounds of life saving matter down the toilet.

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