Girls with Boyfriends

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Sounds like a perfect night for a couple of kids to do a vodka taste test.

I'm actually looking for an elephant piggy bank as we speak...

[sighyoung]

Sounds like a perfect night for a couple of kids to do a vodka taste test.

I'm actually looking for an elephant piggy bank as we speak...

Be sure to post during your drunken afterglow. I'll do a free literary analysis.

[Michael]

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I'll go a little more in depth here. She and her boyfriend work at a bar I frequent. They moved here not long ago, so she doesn't know many people. We hit it off when we first met, and I didn't know she had a boyfriend for like a week, even though they worked at the same time. It's not just a boyfriend thing either, they've been together for like 3 years. Anyways, she didn't even get my phone number from me, she got it from a friend of mine. She's even made the remarks about how awesome me and my friends are, OMG how are you single, etc. She's also [expletive] blocked me with some of her friends, and later told me why I shouldn't date them, etc. I'm kind of an ass, so I normally wouldn't care if she had a boyfriend, but he seems like a cool guy and I know him. Frustrating.

Girls with boyfriends know how to manipulate single males and give them just enough impression that there might be a chance to keep them interested so that she'll have options when she breaks up with her boyfriend.

Well played.

[Cronos]

Girls with boyfriends know how to manipulate single males...

Yes. Yes they do.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I don't even care anymore. I think I've fixed the situation. We hung out and had some drinks, about 12:30 she said she was going to leave and asked me to walk her to her car. We get to her car, she kisses me, I tell her that I like her but she has a boyfriend and it's not right, she says that she's had too much to drink. I went back to the bar and worked on one of her friends that is really cute and have a date for Friday.

EDIT - As I type, girl with a boyfriend is asking me if I'm really going to take other girl out on Friday, because "she's not right for me". I'm sure nobody cares, but I'm going to go ahead and update the conversations until I go to bed because I got nothing else to do and this is just awkward as hell.

[AdmiralKird]

I tell her that I like her but she has a boyfriend and it's not right

[G. Keenan]

I don't even care anymore. I think I've fixed the situation. We hung out and had some drinks, about 12:30 she said she was going to leave and asked me to walk her to her car. We get to her car, she kisses me, I tell her that I like her but she has a boyfriend and it's not right, she says that she's had too much to drink. I went back to the bar and worked on one of her friends that is really cute and have a date for Friday.

EDIT - As I type, girl with a boyfriend is asking me if I'm really going to take other girl out on Friday, because "she's not right for me". I'm sure nobody cares, but I'm going to go ahead and update the conversations until I go to bed because I got nothing else to do and this is just awkward as hell.

What kind of kiss? Lips or cheek?

Either way, you'll be a home wrecker if you pursue it.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I don't even care anymore. I think I've fixed the situation. We hung out and had some drinks, about 12:30 she said she was going to leave and asked me to walk her to her car. We get to her car, she kisses me, I tell her that I like her but she has a boyfriend and it's not right, she says that she's had too much to drink. I went back to the bar and worked on one of her friends that is really cute and have a date for Friday.

EDIT - As I type, girl with a boyfriend is asking me if I'm really going to take other girl out on Friday, because "she's not right for me". I'm sure nobody cares, but I'm going to go ahead and update the conversations until I go to bed because I got nothing else to do and this is just awkward as hell.

What kind of kiss? Lips or cheek?

Either way, you'll be a home wrecker if you pursue it.

Oh, it was lips. And honestly, pretty damn hot. This is going to sound terrible, but this is really the first time that I've felt bad. I mean, before I've always thought that it's the girls fault, but it's just different this time. Her BF is the type of guy that will see me chatting up a girl and just bring over a couple top shelf shots free of charge. That's really cool, even though I think part of it is just so I'll ignore his GF for awhile. Honestly, I think that she's been wanting out for awhile and she just found a guy that offers what she wants in me. It's really just a totally F'd up situation right now, but I'm trying to make it clear that I wouldn't date her if she were to break up with him for me.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I just realized I'm a terrible human being.

[G. Keenan]

I don't even care anymore. I think I've fixed the situation. We hung out and had some drinks, about 12:30 she said she was going to leave and asked me to walk her to her car. We get to her car, she kisses me, I tell her that I like her but she has a boyfriend and it's not right, she says that she's had too much to drink. I went back to the bar and worked on one of her friends that is really cute and have a date for Friday.

EDIT - As I type, girl with a boyfriend is asking me if I'm really going to take other girl out on Friday, because "she's not right for me". I'm sure nobody cares, but I'm going to go ahead and update the conversations until I go to bed because I got nothing else to do and this is just awkward as hell.

What kind of kiss? Lips or cheek?

Either way, you'll be a home wrecker if you pursue it.

Oh, it was lips. And honestly, pretty damn hot. This is going to sound terrible, but this is really the first time that I've felt bad. I mean, before I've always thought that it's the girls fault, but it's just different this time. Her BF is the type of guy that will see me chatting up a girl and just bring over a couple top shelf shots free of charge. That's really cool, even though I think part of it is just so I'll ignore his GF for awhile. Honestly, I think that she's been wanting out for awhile and she just found a guy that offers what she wants in me. It's really just a totally F'd up situation right now, but I'm trying to make it clear that I wouldn't date her if she were to break up with him for me.

Don't do it. Don't be that guy. Don't be the guy that her decent boyfriend has to hate for being a douche.

If she wants out she needs to have the balls to end it without cheating first.