Yellow jacket killer guy

[cardinalkarp]

I've been attacked by yellow jackets when I was a kid mowing my yard, ran right over a damn nest. I was mowing and next thing I know I had this stinging feeling on my ankle, I looked down and about 10 of those suckers were stuck to my leg.

I kicked my shoe off and booked into the house like a bolt of lightning (while swating them off my leg).

I called my stepdad to tell him what happened and he told me to go out there and finish mowing the grass!!

[JL21]

I've been attacked by yellow jackets when I was a kid mowing my yard, ran right over a damn nest. I was mowing and next thing I know I had this stinging feeling on my ankle, I looked down and about 10 of those suckers were stuck to my leg.

I kicked my shoe off and booked into the house like a bolt of lightning (while swating them off my leg).

I called my stepdad to tell him what happened and he told me to go out there and finish mowing the grass!!

A similar thing happened to my mom when I was 5, except it was in her shirt. Imagine little JL21's agony, as he plays in the yard, to see his mom running across the yard screaming and tearing off her top en route to jumping in the pool.

[Simbagal23]

I've been attacked by yellow jackets when I was a kid mowing my yard, ran right over a damn nest. I was mowing and next thing I know I had this stinging feeling on my ankle, I looked down and about 10 of those suckers were stuck to my leg.

I kicked my shoe off and booked into the house like a bolt of lightning (while swating them off my leg).

I called my stepdad to tell him what happened and he told me to go out there and finish mowing the grass!!

A similar thing happened to my mom when I was 5, except it was in her shirt. Imagine little JL21's agony, as he plays in the yard, to see his mom running across the yard screaming and tearing off her top en route to jumping in the pool.

The YJ killer guy said he was stung on the lip one time and screamed, so he was then stung on the tongue. Yikes. YJ killer guy is sure nice....but not the brightest bulb in the box, me thinks.

And I agree with Radio Bug...this should definitely be an A-B commercial!

[G. Keenan]

I've been attacked by yellow jackets when I was a kid mowing my yard, ran right over a damn nest. I was mowing and next thing I know I had this stinging feeling on my ankle, I looked down and about 10 of those suckers were stuck to my leg.

I kicked my shoe off and booked into the house like a bolt of lightning (while swating them off my leg).

I called my stepdad to tell him what happened and he told me to go out there and finish mowing the grass!!

A similar thing happened to my mom when I was 5, except it was in her shirt. Imagine little JL21's agony, as he plays in the yard, to see his mom running across the yard screaming and tearing off her top en route to jumping in the pool.

Your pain is my gain.

/spank bank

[cardinalkarp]

I've been attacked by yellow jackets when I was a kid mowing my yard, ran right over a damn nest. I was mowing and next thing I know I had this stinging feeling on my ankle, I looked down and about 10 of those suckers were stuck to my leg.

I kicked my shoe off and booked into the house like a bolt of lightning (while swating them off my leg).

I called my stepdad to tell him what happened and he told me to go out there and finish mowing the grass!!

A similar thing happened to my mom when I was 5, except it was in her shirt. Imagine little JL21's agony, as he plays in the yard, to see his mom running across the yard screaming and tearing off her top en route to jumping in the pool.

Your pain is my gain.

/spank bank

Holy [expletive] I'm laughing!!

[JL21]

I've been attacked by yellow jackets when I was a kid mowing my yard, ran right over a damn nest. I was mowing and next thing I know I had this stinging feeling on my ankle, I looked down and about 10 of those suckers were stuck to my leg.

I kicked my shoe off and booked into the house like a bolt of lightning (while swating them off my leg).

I called my stepdad to tell him what happened and he told me to go out there and finish mowing the grass!!

A similar thing happened to my mom when I was 5, except it was in her shirt. Imagine little JL21's agony, as he plays in the yard, to see his mom running across the yard screaming and tearing off her top en route to jumping in the pool.

Your pain is my gain.

/spank bank

My mom looks like the white Louise Jefferson. Do whatever you have to do.

[G. Keenan]

I've been attacked by yellow jackets when I was a kid mowing my yard, ran right over a damn nest. I was mowing and next thing I know I had this stinging feeling on my ankle, I looked down and about 10 of those suckers were stuck to my leg.

I kicked my shoe off and booked into the house like a bolt of lightning (while swating them off my leg).

I called my stepdad to tell him what happened and he told me to go out there and finish mowing the grass!!

A similar thing happened to my mom when I was 5, except it was in her shirt. Imagine little JL21's agony, as he plays in the yard, to see his mom running across the yard screaming and tearing off her top en route to jumping in the pool.

Your pain is my gain.

/spank bank

My mom looks like the white Louise Jefferson. Do whatever you have to do.

[JL21]

I had to close my door.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I've been attacked by yellow jackets when I was a kid mowing my yard, ran right over a damn nest. I was mowing and next thing I know I had this stinging feeling on my ankle, I looked down and about 10 of those suckers were stuck to my leg.

I kicked my shoe off and booked into the house like a bolt of lightning (while swating them off my leg).

I called my stepdad to tell him what happened and he told me to go out there and finish mowing the grass!!

A similar thing happened to my mom when I was 5, except it was in her shirt. Imagine little JL21's agony, as he plays in the yard, to see his mom running across the yard screaming and tearing off her top en route to jumping in the pool.

Your pain is my gain.

/spank bank

My mom looks like the white Louise Jefferson. Do whatever you have to do.

BRILLIANT!!

[Radbird]

I'm convinced if he put his mind to it, Geen could work in a Lasorda reference into every thread.

Kinda like Seinfeld and Superman.