poo

[docellis]

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[sighyoung]

it all started with a sledge hammer.

This sounds like a plot line in a sitcom, you know.

[G. Keenan]

it all started with a sledge hammer.

Nice. There's not much that's as fun as hitting stuff with a sledge hammer. Demo was one of my favorite things when I was working construction.

Hitting things made of porcelain, like a toilet, was extra fun.

[docellis]

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[Jocephus]

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[docellis]

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[fulldeck]

Doc, how did you learn how to do all of this remodeling?

[docellis]

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[Hungary Jack]

I need to clean out the drain on my bathroom sink because it drains really slowly. I keep putting it off because while there shouldn't be any poo in it it's going to be a nasty stinking goop.

Plunger method.

[sighyoung]

I just listened to the lyrics for the first time ever and I think they don't make any sense.

You could have a steam train
If youd just lay down your tracks
You could have an aeroplane flying
If you bring your blue sky back

All you do is call me
Ill be anything you need

You could have a big dipper
Going up and down, all around the bends
You could have a bumper car, bumping
This amusement never ends

I want to be your sledgehammer
Why dont you call my name
Oh let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony
Show me round your fruitcage
cos I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruitcage
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be

I want to be your sledgehammer
Why dont you call my name
Youd better call the sledgehammer
Put your mind at rest
Im going to be-the sledgehammer
This can be my testimony
Im your sledgehammer
Let there be no doubt about it

Sledge sledge sledgehammer

Ive kicked the habit
Shed my skin
This is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
Oh wont you show for me
And I will show for you
Show for me, I will show for you
Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you
Only you
Youve been coming through
Going to build that power
Build, build up that power, hey
Ive been feeding the rhythm
Ive been feeding the rhythm
Going to feel that power, build in you
Come on, come on, help me do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Ive been feeding the rhythm
Ive been feeding the rhythm
Its what were doing, doing
All day and night

That's because the metaphors are so subtle.