Ask [formerly (formerly)] jim

[jim]

Dear jim,

Should I finish getting my Associates Degree for Teaching or should I transfer now to a four year college (UMSL)?

A sub-question would be do I major in Secondary education or do I major in English and minor in Secondary education?

(Obviously the goal is to be a high school teacher)

Finish the AA then finish up at a 4-year school. Do not limit your options to HS, make sure you get a middle school endorsement as well. Also, consider teaching in an inner city. With a wider range of endorsements and the willingness to teach in an inner city, you open up many doors.

[jim]

Dear (formerly) jim,

Today at work I was in a meeting with the other programmers in my department and had to make a presentation. I get sweaty hands when I have to get up in front of people and while we were all waiting for the projector to warm up with my powerpoints, I attempted to take a drink of my Mountain Dew and really fumbled it. I ended up catching the whole thing with my scrotum. Everybody laughed at me and I was so embarrassed I ran from the room, out the door and didn't stop until I was back in my mom's basement. I've been here playing WoW ever since.

Do you think if I e-mailed them the Scrote Holliday video and told them all to shove it they'd see how cool it is to catch stuff with your crotch and let me be the Build Boss?

You are awesome,
Joe

Are you 12? Who the hell drinks Mt. Dew?

[jim]

Dear Formerly Jim

I was vacationing in Australia last week. While driving my rental car,
I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit
them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof.

As I crashed into the ground, I noticed one of the headlights was
damaged. Am I liable?

Signed,
Dain Bramaged

No, I dont' think you are liable for ejaculating and crashing your car while watching two kangaroos getting on with it. That would be craziness.

[Hungary Jack]

Dear Jim,

Why?

Hungary

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Dear (formerly) jim,

Today at work I was in a meeting with the other programmers in my department and had to make a presentation. I get sweaty hands when I have to get up in front of people and while we were all waiting for the projector to warm up with my powerpoints, I attempted to take a drink of my Mountain Dew and really fumbled it. I ended up catching the whole thing with my scrotum. Everybody laughed at me and I was so embarrassed I ran from the room, out the door and didn't stop until I was back in my mom's basement. I've been here playing WoW ever since.

Do you think if I e-mailed them the Scrote Holliday video and told them all to shove it they'd see how cool it is to catch stuff with your crotch and let me be the Build Boss?

You are awesome,
Joe

Are you 12? Who the hell drinks Mt. Dew?

The Dew is the problem! I SO get it man. I should, like, be drinking DIET Dew now that I'm out of tech school and mature and all.

Thanks dude - I'll let you know how it turns out!

You are totally AWESOME!!

[wart57]

Dear Formerly,

At the beginning of time there was a big bang and then the universe was created and started rapidly expanding. From where did all that [expletive] matter come? A milisecond before there was nothing, and then BANG everything. How did that happen?

Signed, lover of big bangs.

[heyzeus]

Dear rat;

my dog can lick itself in places mankind cannot. That's awesome. Why does god hate us?

[wart57]

Dear rat;

my dog can lick itself in places mankind cannot. That's awesome. Why does god hate us?

I can answer that, god does not hate us, he knew if we had that ability we would never leave the cave, and thus never learn to grow food, and would die off rather quickly.

[jim]

Dear Formerly-Jim,

I, um, was wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, and so I walked into the branch
and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting
to give my note to the teller, I began to worry that someone had seen me write the note and
might call the police before I reached the teller window. So I left the Bank of America and
crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, I handed my note to
the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from my spelling errors that I may not have
been the brightest light in the harbor, told me that she could not accept my stick-up note
because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that I would either have to fill
out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. I said "OK" and left. The Wells
Fargo teller then called the police who arrested me a few minutes later, as I was waiting in
line back at Bank of America.

My question is that I have a crack on my three wood where the shaft meets the club head.
Should I have this repaired by a pro or just wrap it in duct tape?

Signed,
Avid Golfer

Wouldn't the pro just use duct tape as well? Save yourself some money and do it yourself.

[jim]

Dear Jim,

Why?

Hungary

Why not?