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Does it also contain a youthful moisturizing cream?

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heyzeus wrote:Does it also contain a youthful moisturizing cream?
It claims to give you the taint and anus of a 10 year old.

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Sutter'sBeard wrote:
heyzeus wrote:Does it also contain a youthful moisturizing cream?
It claims to give you the taint and anus of a 10 year old.
Your hemorrhoids will look like Kenny Rogers after his face lift.

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sighyoung wrote:
Sutter'sBeard wrote:
heyzeus wrote:Does it also contain a youthful moisturizing cream?
It claims to give you the taint and anus of a 10 year old.
Your hemorrhoids will look like Kenny Rogers after his face lift.
My anus can sing "She Believes in Me" pretty well also.

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Sutter'sBeard wrote:
sighyoung wrote:
Sutter'sBeard wrote:
heyzeus wrote:Does it also contain a youthful moisturizing cream?
It claims to give you the taint and anus of a 10 year old.
Your hemorrhoids will look like Kenny Rogers after his face lift.
My anus can sing "She Believes in Me" pretty well also.
Sounds like you know when to roll them, know when to fold them, know when to wipe away, and know about the runs.

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im reading thsi thread on the toilet


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I've used this before and didn't have the problems jim describes, but it did leave a (non-fecal) residue I did not particularly enjoy walking around with betwixt the cheeks.

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hmm

i have no problems with said toilet paper

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how about using regular toilet paper, and then finishing off with an aloe tp piece... sorta like a baby wipe :D

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cards2468 wrote:how about using regular toilet paper, and then finishing off with an aloe tp piece... sorta like a baby wipe :D

I think you are onto something. We should do a study on toilet paper usage per wipe. You could stagger the types of paper per section. 1st section would be a little more course in texture for maximum removal and then progressively get softer per wipe. That or you could just install several different dispensers.

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