Fake Boobs

[thrill]

Her clear plastic silicone
For her fake knockers on her chest
In the fake plastic wonderbra
That she bought from a surgeon man
In a town full of rubber necks
To get rid of her fear.
It wears her out, it wears her out.

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
And it wears him out, it wears him out.
It wears him out, it wears him out.

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love.
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run.
And it wears me out, it wears me out.
It wears me out, it wears me out.

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time.
Oh, oh.

[JCShutout]

I can't take that test because I'm at work, but I much prefer the "blind man" test on whether boobies are real or fake.

Besides, real, fake, whatever. Motorboating is still fun!

[heyzeus]

I like fake plastic trees.

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[clevername]

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.

I've always loved that bit.

[JL21]

If there's a problem - like deflated boobs that are flattened like cow patties after a few kids - sure, get them fixed. But to take a perfectly good set of boobs and undergo the knife just to make them bigger - well, that's completely unnecessary and, IMHO, those usually look worse afterwards.

So, I guess I agree with omaha.

give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

Can I get a membership in this club too?

Add me as a member.

[Simbagal23]

If there's a problem - like deflated boobs that are flattened like cow patties after a few kids - sure, get them fixed. But to take a perfectly good set of boobs and undergo the knife just to make them bigger - well, that's completely unnecessary and, IMHO, those usually look worse afterwards.

So, I guess I agree with omaha.

give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

Can I get a membership in this club too?

Add me as a member.

The Itty Bitty [expletive] Committee appreciates your support. Speaking of boobs, I'm headed to my annual "boob squishing appointment" next week...I may have to bump last year's rant. We shall see......

[Arthur Dent]

The Itty Bitty [expletive] Committee appreciates your support.

Ha! I'm glad the filter has saved this thread from becoming indecent.

[JL21]

The Itty Bitty [expletive] Committee appreciates your support.

Ha! I'm glad the filter has saved this thread from becoming indecent.

George Carlin would be appalled.

I doubt it. He's dead.



Too soon?

[omaha_red]

give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

boobies are boobies.. they're always good news

Well said.

what a girl may deem as unflattering boobies, i think most normal
dudes would deem as awesomely radical

[AdmiralKird]

I find it best to never get with anything less than a B or fake, that way you never run the risk of finding hidden packages.