my sster's (emaile dogging)

[cardsfansince82]

I DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE KIDS WAIT UP THEIR WHOLE LIVCES WITHNO FATHER ONLINE

Yes, all children deserve fathers with Internet access.

[M1IRONMIKE]

My sister (*****es) like no other.

her boyriend, I'm talking like he'll say, "yeah, i can't come there, a" and she'll respond something like whatyou wan't make it!? I mean just staIGHT UP ***** OTNE! WHY DOES SHE FEEL TEH NEED TO BE THE EINCESSEANT B**** THAT SHE IS?
i'm so drunk.
HONESTLY SHE HAS TWO KIDS WITH THIS GUY AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE KIDS WAIT UP THEIR WHOLE LIVCES WITHNO FATHER ONLINE seriously the acroynmys bvelong online not IN REAL LIFE.

y the way i am meeting with relai life "

is this one of jims french lessons?

[Bo Hart]

apphy IN THE WORLDS OF happy girlmore

"l9co ky wu9te ass baoo"{

The quote was supposed to say "kiss my white ass ball."

I actually remember making this post. I can remember that when I was typing that quote my fingers were not on the "guide keys" (whatever the hell they're called -- the "F" and "J" keys that have that little bump) and it felt like I was just hitting keys at random. Of course, I was destroyed and had no will or desire to correct my post and so this mess is what ensued.

[sighyoung]

apphy IN THE WORLDS OF happy girlmore

"l9co ky wu9te ass baoo"{

The quote was supposed to say "kiss my white ass ball."

I actually remember making this post. I can remember that when I was typing that quote my fingers were not on the "guide keys" (whatever the hell they're called -- the "F" and "J" keys that have that little bump) and it felt like I was just hitting keys at random. Of course, I was destroyed and had no will or desire to correct my post and so this mess is what ensued.

...and we are all the better for it.

Clearly this sprung from your subconscious, Kyle ("ky" in the poem), who is clearly "l9co" or loco for the women in question. Your preference for "wu9te ass" or white ass shocks you--so much that you literally rate both women in the middle of the word ("u 9"), yet back away with the extra space after "ass". Indeed, you may consider yourself a "white ass" for even confessing this profound sexual hunger--a stunningly risky allusion to Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Additionally, you express your fear, yet palpable animal desire for these women with the shocking concision of a haiku--the portmanteau word "baoo", which combines the plaintive bleating of a lamb (ba--short for "baa") with the howl of a coyote predator ("oo").

Of course, you could be jumping to conclusions about their desire for you, as the "a" widens to two o's ("oo")--two gaping orifices that yet remain unfilled. But perhaps those are your eyes, gazing uncomprehendingly at the stars as you sleep off the alcoholic excesses of the night?

[cardsfansince82]

Clearly this sprung from your subconscious, Kyle ("ky" in the poem), who is clearly "l9co" or loco for the women in question. Your preference for "wu9te ass" or white ass shocks you--so much that you literally rate both women in the middle of the word ("u 9"), yet back away with the extra space after "ass". Indeed, you may consider yourself a "white ass" for even confessing this profound sexual hunger--a stunningly risky allusion to Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Additionally, you express your fear, yet palpable animal desire for these women with the shocking concision of a haiku--the portmanteau word "baoo", which combines the plaintive bleating of a lamb (ba--short for "baa") with the howl of a coyote predator ("oo").

Of course, you could be jumping to conclusions about their desire for you, as the "a" widens to two o's ("oo")--two gaping orifices that yet remain unfilled. But perhaps those are your eyes, gazing uncomprehendingly at the stars as you sleep off the alcoholic excesses of the night?

You just earned a lifetime contract as mayor of GRB in my eyes.

[Bo Hart]

Clearly this sprung from your subconscious, Kyle ("ky" in the poem), who is clearly "l9co" or loco for the women in question. Your preference for "wu9te ass" or white ass shocks you--so much that you literally rate both women in the middle of the word ("u 9"), yet back away with the extra space after "ass". Indeed, you may consider yourself a "white ass" for even confessing this profound sexual hunger--a stunningly risky allusion to Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Additionally, you express your fear, yet palpable animal desire for these women with the shocking concision of a haiku--the portmanteau word "baoo", which combines the plaintive bleating of a lamb (ba--short for "baa") with the howl of a coyote predator ("oo").

Of course, you could be jumping to conclusions about their desire for you, as the "a" widens to two o's ("oo")--two gaping orifices that yet remain unfilled. But perhaps those are your eyes, gazing uncomprehendingly at the stars as you sleep off the alcoholic excesses of the night?

You just earned a lifetime contract as mayor of GRB in my eyes.

I second this. That was one of the most eloquent things I've ever read in my life.