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[sighyoung]

Here's the funniest one I think I've ever received:
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Wow--according to his e-mail, Dr. Ragland went from a . to a ; in a matter of days.

[clevername]

the subject line for this one is one of my favorites:

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To: dakk5@yahoo.com
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To: . . . .
Subject: Re Jenny

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[clevername]

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Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:09:02 +0100
From: "gripe" <Geneva_Gilbert58@wanadoo.nl> Add Mobile Alert
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to: me,

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Need a bigger pencil ?

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Caitlyn Taylor <caitlyn@DoctorWhitening.com> Sunday - March 2, 2008 11:14 AM
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Student Information
Attachments: Mime.822 (3619 bytes) [View] [Save As]
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