SPAM

[sighyoung]

I didn't know the IRS was outsourcing to Iran.

> Notification of Tax Refund on your VISA or MasterCard Now,



> After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $209.30.



> A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons.

Fox example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.

> Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and thank you for your patience.



> To access the form for your tax refund please click the link below
http://www.tehran.agri-jahad.ir:84/IRS/refund.html




> Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time.
Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicated.


Regards,

Internal Revenue Service

© Copyright 2007, Internal Revenue Service U.S.A.

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[G. Keenan]

> Notification of Tax Refund on your VISA or MasterCard Now,



Regards,

Internal Revenue Service

© Copyright 2007, Internal Revenue Service U.S.A.

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Those were my favorite parts.

[Cronos]

This is a rather unique one:

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Office of the Chief Auditor to the President,

International Credit Settlement



Attention: Beneficiary



This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract/inheritance file and found out that why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance payment.



Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank. Your entire attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like this has to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center Asia pacific, that is the latest instruction from ALHAJI UMAR YAR'ADUA (GCFR) Federal Republic of Nigeria.



This card center will send you an atm card, which you will use to withdraw your money in any atm machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is one thousand, five hundred United States dollars per day. So if you like to receive your fund in this



1. Full name

2. Full address (p.o box not acceptable)

3. Phone and fax #

4. Your age, sex and current occupation

5. Attach copy of your identification





Dr. Derrick Martins

Director, Atm Payment Department, (CBN)

Email: derrickmartinsoo1@myway.com



The atm card payment center has been mandated to issue out $8,300,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2007. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.



Regards,



Mr. Sadiq Alman

Chief Auditor to the President

Federal Republic of Nigeria

+2348065088211

[lukethedrifter]

hey whats up? its been something like a month since we last spoke but I was thinking about you and thought it might be nice to say a hello and see how you have been how have you been? do you remember me? I guess its a long shot since we didnt chat for very long. well, if you dont remember me its ok, I wont be offended and if your still interested in me then write me back at this email

hope to hear from you!
M. (Monica)


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[clevername]

luke's been hooking up with random ho's he doesn't even remember. Nicely done, my friend.

[Cronos]

From:princessfelicia57@hotmail.com

Goodday and Compliments,

I got your contact from the internet, and picked interest to write you.I am a female student of University of Cotonou Republic Du Benin. I am 24 yrs old. I do like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you will be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left me and my younger brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before he died. I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my younger brother is still a kid and my mother is not literate enough to know my entire father's wealth.

He left $27,350,000 [Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars)with The Standard Chartered Security Company London United Kingdom and I don't know how to start up with the whole thing and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and his name, which they are planning to do without my consent because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will surely help me invest this money. I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you will sincerely help us in this business and another 10%interest of annual income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.

If you will handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will link you to The Standard Chartered Security company London United Kingdom for further agreement.

Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quickly as possible.

I look forward hearing from you soonest.
Yours sincerely,
Princess Felicia Williams Ajana

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It's not every day you get an e-mail from a princess. She sounds hot. What do you guys think?

[Leroy]

There is one going around here where a guy named Eric claims to be a hit man, and has been hired to put a hit on the recipient.

But he's had a change of heart.

For $1,000 he will not do it, and let you know who it was that wanted you whacked.

Problem is, three of them were reported, and one was sent to a city cop.

Oops.

[docellis]

International Lottery Committee (Uk).
Un-Claimed Department.P O Box 1010 Liverpool,
L70 1nl United Kingdom Customer Service Centre.


Dear Beneficiary,
We are obliged to inform you that we have succeeded in resolving all
related problems that has held the transfer impossible. With the help
of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) who have rendered a tremendous
help to this Exercise. We regret to announce the mismanagement of
beneficiaries fund by our appointed zonal managers; we are not able
to meet up with winner's fund due to list of names due for payment.
In appreciation of your patients and understanding to receive your fund
we have decided to compensate you with the sum of ($950,000.00) Bank
Draft. Your identification code IS UK / ILC-1759 for compensation. You are to
contact our Zonal Coordinator Payment Officer in Republic Of Benin where your
name islisted forpayment.
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Name: REV BISHOP LEE
Email: solut_consultant@yahoo.fr <mnail: solut_consultant@yahoo.fr
********************************************************************************


please do send him your:-

1. Given Name (As Stated in your ID)

2. Contact Address

3. Telephone/Fax number:

4.Nationality:

5.Age & Sex:

NOTE: All Compensation claimed not later than 14 days; thereafter
unclaimed funds would be included in the next Compensation stake.
Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. Do not
hesitate to let us know immediately you receive your fund so that we can take
account of how many beneficiaries were paid.
Regards,
Mrs.Deborah Payley Mr. Lawrence Jones Mrs.Rosemary Peterson
Genaral Coordinator Head,Computer D.Base Secretary

[JL21]

Now which bathroom will the talking lower-case t use?

What, seriously? That thing is hung like a lower case L.

[Leroy]

I hope this is spam.

Subject: verify


Payments Received from Oct. 22, 2007
This email confirms that paid remotecontrolcarkings (sales@rccarkings.net)
$266.01 USD using PayPal.
Item Name : Futaba 6 Channel 72 Mhz Radio System - Like New - 524
If you have not authorized this charge, click the link below : Dispute Transaction to cancel the payment and get a full refund.


I have no idea what this even is. The link looked to direct me to a forum.