Booze vs. Water (Booze wins)

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Booze vs. Water (Booze wins)

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My dad sent this to me in an email. :lol: :lol: :lol:
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Booze = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sh*t.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
I'm convinced. :toast: :TimeForGuinness:

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JCShutout wrote:My dad sent this to me in an email. :lol: :lol: :lol:
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Booze = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sh*t.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
I'm convinced. :toast: :TimeForGuinness:
This is good news for me.

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I'm extremely healthy! :cheers:

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stlmark wrote:I'm extremely healthy! :cheers:
I'm full of sh...

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JCShutout wrote:
stlmark wrote:I'm extremely healthy! :cheers:
I'm full of sh...
I'm full of healthy goodness.

I'm officially a health nut.

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When I work, I drink a gallon of water a shift. So, I'm full of poopy at work. Especially, when I talk to the customers. :shock:

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