wart57 wrote:My wife is still giving me crap, so I told her that Scarlett was my blond girlfriend, and Kate was my brunette girlfriend, and that I was looking for a red head too....
You're married. In the interests of upholding the sanctity of marriage, I'm willing to take both of them off your hands (or whatever) for you.
I 'splained it to her. They are my girlfrieds, she is my wife. No matter how attractive I think they are, she will always be the most beautiful woman in the world to me. She wasn't buying it, so I 'splained some more, if I was killed in a horrible car crash tomorrow, Kate and Scarlett would get nothing, and she would get a fairly nice life-insurance payout, she is fine with it now....
wart57 wrote:My wife is still giving me crap, so I told her that Scarlett was my blond girlfriend, and Kate was my brunette girlfriend, and that I was looking for a red head too....
You're married. In the interests of upholding the sanctity of marriage, I'm willing to take both of them off your hands (or whatever) for you.
I 'splained it to her. They are my girlfrieds, she is my wife. No matter how attractive I think they are, she will always be the most beautiful woman in the world to me. She wasn't buying it, so I 'splained some more, if I was killed in a horrible car crash tomorrow, Kate and Scarlett would get nothing, and she would get a fairly nice life-insurance payout, she is fine with it now....
Kate and Scarlett need more attention than that, and I'm willing, because I'm a nice guy and dont' want to see anyone get neglected, I'm willing to give them the "necessary attention" that they, and by God I deserve.
