The Official WTF Thread

[Schlich]

gumbo recipes are no joke

[cardsfansince82]

Two women down the street, both at least mid 30s, no kids anywhere in sight, have been shooting off nothing but bottle rockets for four solid hours. Give me a [expletive] break.

[Jocephus]

saddle up to them with a 6 pack of zima and let the good times roll

[Maclowery]

Donald Trump is a real person, in the real world, who is getting chosen in real polls in this current country and time. I'm gonna DVR every Daily Show until the end just to watch Stewart have at it.

[Jocephus]

"Wow, pulled back the wrong side throttle."

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/02/asia/taiw ... sh-report/

[Vidor]

"Wow, pulled back the wrong side throttle."

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/02/asia/taiw ... sh-report/

Nuts. Reminds me of this story:

After the captain ordered him to descend to 2,000 feet (610 m) he consulted an en route instrument chart. He alerted the captain they were too low saying, "Minimum en route altitude here is forty-four hun . . ." At that point the recorder cut off as the plane struck Black Fork Mountain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Int ... Flight_655

[Vidor]

I did not go along when the wife got a new swimsuit for our daughter, but I wish I had. She came home with a bikini. A two-piece swimsuit. For a seven-year-old child.

[lukethedrifter]

I did not go along when the wife got a new swimsuit for our daughter, but I wish I had. She came home with a bikini. A two-piece swimsuit. For a seven-year-old child.

It's worse when they come home with a sexy suit when they're 11 or 12. And it only happened because the mother was afraid of the impending conflict with the child.

[Vidor]

Man sees sign not to go swimming in the water because there's a huge alligator in there. Bystanders tell man don't go swimming, there's a huge alligator in there. Man says F that alligator. Nature has its revenge.

http://bit.ly/1NIXbKM

[GeddyWrox]

Man sees sign not to go swimming in the water because there's a huge alligator in there. Bystanders tell man don't go swimming, there's a huge alligator in there. Man says F that alligator. Nature has its revenge.

http://bit.ly/1NIXbKM

Darwin Awards in full swing recently with this guy and the guy who blew his own head off on Saturday by attempting to launch a firework mortar from on top of his head.