The Official WTF Thread

[ZigZagCardsFan]

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Did not need to see that!

[Vidor]

Elderly New Zealand couple nearly die after being trapped for 13 hours inside...unlocked car.

http://jalopnik.com/dopey-old-couple-al ... thursdayPM

[Vidor]

Bud Williams, city councilor in Springfield, Mass., stood in the court square earlier this week and participated in a holiday tradition.

“Jesus is the reason for the season,” Williams said at a Tuesday ceremony, according to MassLive.com.

OK, fine, some goober small-town politician. But look what he was actually doing!

Spoilered for size.

[SHOW]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/nati ... ng_strip_3

[stlouie_lipp]

I think this is real.

[tlombard]

If that is real then he's trying to cover and deny his own homosexual tendencies. He actually includes the line for God to give him strength to help him fight his feelings.

[Vidor]

Man hospitalized after chugging a quart of eggnog

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/e ... ryan-roche

[sighyoung]

Man hospitalized after chugging a quart of eggnog

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/e ... ryan-roche

I guess I could win an eggnog-drinking competition, too, if I poured the stuff directly into my lungs.

[Vidor]

My mother got some eggnog at the grocery the other day.

Terrible. I dunno, maybe it's better if you make it yourself.

[go birds]

I'm a boiled custard man myself

[New Pagodi]

New technology lets humans and dogs communicate