The Official WTF Thread

[New Pagodi]

Police arrest one of 20 clowns terrorizing county in California

[Freed Roger]

In an affront to capitalism and hair bands, GOP Governor Rick Snyder and Michigan ban Tesla sales

[letsgocards89]

Long haired hippy people need not apply

[ghostrunner]

Police arrest one of 20 clowns terrorizing county in California

Take 'em all down.

[stlouie_lipp]

Lawsuit: Mom, daughter assaulted by clowns with sex toys at haunted house

According to the lawsuit, Janito, her daughter and three other minors drove to the haunted house on Oct. 11.

They were met in the parking lot by two men dressed as clowns and holding sex toys who began to harass the group, according to the suit.

One employee, Robert Keller, used a sex toy to poke the 17-year-old; the other employee, identified in the suit as John Doe, simulated a sex act with the toy while Keller made repeated lewd and offensive remarks to Janito and the girl.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/2014 ... 141029593/

And, yes, I did go to law school with the attorney.

[BW23]

I went to JUCO with John Doe and Robert Keller.

[BW23]

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Oh my gosh, I saw that one. The guy in the end passed on his showcase and the lady he passed to made a guess of like $32,000. He saw his showcase and it was a car/cruise/some other stuff and it looked like it was going to be upwards of $30k as well. He, like an idiot, got all excited and said $20k and then tried to change it to $25k or more....can't remember. But, they wouldn't let him. So, they read his price and it was $32k or so. Way off. Then, they read the lady's price and while her bid was like $32k, she was over by about $500 and so the guy won. He went ape [expletive] and I think pumped his fist in her face, started using cookware or something that he had won. Just....a lunatic. But he cleaned up.

[sighyoung]

This is a German commercial for tea.

[Spider John]

So sad, so hilarious:

WATERBURY, Conn. (CBS Connecticut) — A naked man is accused of raping a pit bull in his neighbor’s yard.

Alice Woodruff told WTNH-TV that she confronted her neighbor at gunpoint while he was performing sex acts on her rescue pit bull that is kept on an 800-pound tow chain in her backyard.

“I thought my dog had killed somebody because I saw a man underneath her,” Woodruff explained to WTNH. “I started to scream. I had a citronella candle and I threw it at him, screaming ‘get off my dog, you have to get out of here.’ He said, ‘No, today is the day we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.’”

Woodruff said the man appeared mentally ill as he was telling her that the terror group ISIS sent him

http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2014/10 ... -sent-him/