The Official WTF Thread

[jim]

They say we taste just like pork.

[BW23]

They say we taste just like pork.

Guess there is no such thing as Islamic cannibals.

[Spider John]

Woman in China goes to doctor complaing of headaches and dizziness, is found to be f*****g missing her f*****g cerebellum.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg2 ... BiYh_ldXxQ

Has she been in the company of Joseph Oberhansley, noted brain eater ?

[Donnie Ebert]

They say we taste just like pork.

"They" means "we", so you could say "We say we taste just like pork."

Which is an incredibly [expletive] frightening sentence.

[jim]

I love pork, it's delicious. If it taste just like pork, the it is delicious. Since I am a subset of we, it follows logically that "I say we are delicious".

[Vidor]

I remember reading once, no idea where, that the human equivalent of filet mignon is the web of muscle that moves your thumb.

[Donnie Ebert]

I love pork, it's delicious. If it taste just like pork, the it is delicious. Since I am a subset of we, it follows logically that "I say we are delicious".

Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.

[haltz]

I remember reading once, no idea where, that the human equivalent of filet mignon is the web of muscle that moves your thumb.

You might be thinking of this old cook's trick:

[jim]

I would think the thumb part would be like the lobster tail.

What would a bicep taste like? Or a hamstring? Just the name hamstring makes it sound tough and chewy. I don't think hamstrings would very good.

What do you think that fluid that is in that space where the ladies brain part is supposed to be taste like?

[Jocephus]

make sure you pair it with fava beans and a nice chianti