Rant/Rave: Bourbon

[thrill]

Tough words from someone who drank watered down beer his whole life until he finally realized that men drink whisky like two weeks ago.

h/t JoD

[jim]

Tough words from someone who drank watered down beer his whole life until he finally realized that men drink whisky like two weeks ago.

I don't drink that commy crap that comes in four packs. American beer all the way.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

One drink; a lifetime of smug superiority.

Now that's a Mad Men-caliber slogan.

that is hilarious.

[jim]

I had a Bourbon tonight. When I poured it I looked at it and decided it might need something else. So I poured some more bourbon into it and then drank it.

[Michael]

Tough words from someone who drank watered down beer his whole life until he finally realized that men drink whisky like two weeks ago.

h/t JoD

oldie but goodie

[TGantz]

I don't always drink bourbon, but when I do it's usually Maker's Mark.

[haltz]

Muddled orange segments and kiddie cocktail cherries are the worst.

Luxardo cherries are delicious. Now get a cheap y-shaped vegetable peeler for your orange peel so you're just taking the very outer part, the skin and the zest, not the white stuff (the pith). This goes for lemon twists as well.

[Jocephus]

[jim]

Hey ladies it's past 9. Isn't it time for your morning tea with your sugar cubes and your orange pith?

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Hey ladies it's past 9. Isn't it time for your morning tea with your sugar cubes and your orange pith?

Hey, did you not get to yell at the kids on your yard this morning?