The Official WTF Thread

[heyzeus]

1. A bunch of morons in small-town Texas spend $60M on a stadium for high-school football,

2. That stadium is unsafe for use.

http://deadspin.com/60-million-high-sch ... 1578975796

Allen's not a small town, it's a big wealthy suburb of Dallas with 85,000 residents.

And haven't you ever seen Friday Night Lights? This is HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL. In TEXAS.

[Vidor]

1. A bunch of morons in small-town Texas spend $60M on a stadium for high-school football,

2. That stadium is unsafe for use.

http://deadspin.com/60-million-high-sch ... 1578975796

Allen's not a small town, it's a big wealthy suburb of Dallas with 85,000 residents.

And haven't you ever seen Friday Night Lights? This is HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL. In TEXAS.

All right, I still stand by "morons" though

[heyzeus]

Texas Forever, vidor.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

"Someone once asked 'What's the best way to make crime go down 10 percent?’ The simple answer is ‘quit taking the reports.’ Unfortunately, some agencies do that,” he added.

http://www.katv.com/story/25593813/litt ... ty-ranking

This is an actual quote of the actual chief of police of the city of little rock responding to an article citing Little Rock as the most dangerous mid-sized city in America.

How do you lower crime? Just....don't count it.

I, for one, am in full favor of this philosophy as it means you really don't have to do anything and can still claim you have. Like, if my bosses ask why I'm over budget on a project, I'll just tell them that I'm not and to ignore the budget. Or, if someone asks what the odds are of the Cardinals winning the WS, I'll say 100% because, by this logic, you can simply not count all the years they don't win it. Chief of Police.

[Vidor]

A lesbian hit on my wife today, or so I am told. She went to her favorite beauty spa for a facial treatment, and the woman doing it kissed her twice on the neck.

Not sure how I should feel about this.

[sighyoung]

A lesbian hit on my wife today, or so I am told. She went to her favorite beauty spa for a facial treatment, and the woman doing it kissed her twice on the neck.

Not sure how I should feel about this.

1) It's completely inappropriate for anyone to do that without permission.
2) It's great that others find your wife attractive, and she's not interested.

[Vidor]

Yeah, the first thing I thought was "wow", and the second thing about a millisecond later was "we should probably file a complaint". Think I'll leave that to her.

[JackofDiamonds]

Yeah, the first thing I thought was "wow" [...] Think I'll leave that to her.

I've seen a couple internet movies that started similarly.

[lukethedrifter]

A lesbian hit on my wife today, or so I am told. She went to her favorite beauty spa for a facial treatment, and the woman doing it kissed her twice on the neck.

Not sure how I should feel about this.

1) It's completely inappropriate for anyone to do that without permission.
2) It's great that others find your wife attractive, and she's not interested.

I would tell my wife that I was aghast and that she needs to make another appt ASAP.

[go birds]

id turn it into a couples thing